It's always funny when in the anime japs win against foreigners...

it's always funny when in the anime japs win against foreigners, they are weak manlets who were eating american nigger loving asses in WWII and get stomped in every combat sport but in their cartoons they use hidden mantis crouching faggot technique to overpower a guy who could realistically squish them like a bug they are

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This is how you can tell that someone doesn't actually follow combat sports and just thinks they do.

Japan is well represented in MMA, boxing, kickboxing, and wrestling.

If you don't make your country the best shit ever in your escapist fiction then you're a zogged jew ass licking prostitute.

represented? yes
winning anything? not in a million years

The current N1 and N3 ranked pound for pound kickboxers on the planet are both Japanese.

Japan is a high tier country at the olympics in wrestling.

Naoya Inoue is currently the N2 ranked boxer pound for pound by the TBRB.

Only combat sport that Japan isn't doing too great at right now is MMA but historically it's produced tons of great talent there and it's still a top ten country in MMA if not top 5.

bruce lee was a manlet but he could still probably beat any US ufc/mma fighter cope more amerifat

>pound for pound
fucking lol
so they get destroyed by any MAN sized fighters

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE PROUD OF YOUR OWN COUNTRY IN FICTION MADE FOR YOUR COUNTRYMEN, YOU HAVE TO WORSHIP ZOG AND THE UN LIKE I DO
why are Americans like this?

And on the other side of the "doesn't actually follow combat sports" spectrum

Bruce Lee was an actor who never competed in jack shit except maybe a regional boxing tournament once of which details are very hazy. He wasn't even the best martial artist of his day when it was just shiny pants kickboxing and he would get smoked in any sort of MMA or kickboxing nowadays.

In the days when the US thought that Chuck Liddell was the baddest man on the planet for being LHW champion at what was that time a second string organisation Sakuraba was fucking up guys three times his size on enough roids to kill a bull.

Whenever you think of the top fighters, a japanese person never enters your mind. They're scrawny low T "men" that are barely 5'5. But this is anime, where you throw away that real life shit to the side.

Insecurity.

You mean getting stomped to death by a wild brazillian ape? I fucking loved that brazilian ape.

>bruce lee was an actor

yeah durring a time where there was hardly any special effects and they actually had to hit people and had to have talent. he was famous for having the "technique" of the one inch punch he could knock you out from within one inch of your body.
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I'm not saying he wasn't a talented martial artist. But he would have got fucking wrecked nowadays. You stick him in against a decent flyweight and he's going to immediately get taken down. Again - he has zero competition credentials.

Don't think posting that fucking Fa Jin one inch bullshit is impressive, might as well post him breaking some boards for how practical it is in an actual fight.

who would win in a ping pong match, Bruce Lee or Tom Hanks?

you are for some reason denying the power of what you call "technique" there are many different martial arts such aikido or bagua that negates the size or weight of a enemy. thats why samurai and ninja used juijutsu in the first place becuase they were smaller then alot of the invaders they fought. watch any modern type ufc or mma fights and you see mainly BJJ fighters winning against boxers/kick boxers without even having to throw a punch.
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Why do they have weight classes, genius?
>aikido
kek

This is a rare moment where basically everything you just said is wrong.

>aikido
Is shit and no one takes it seriously.
>bagua
Is shit and no one takes it seriously.
>ninja
We have almost no specific records of how ninja fought that aren't highly questionable
>samurai
mainly used swords
>grappling in general
Is *still easier* if you're bigger. It doesn't eliminate size as a factor, it's just if you don't know how to defend it then size can rapidly become less important.

> BJJ fighters winning against boxers/kick boxers without even having to throw a punch

In actual MMA BJJ guys are not as good as they used to be because the game has caught up and if you're a pure grappler with no striking then people are just going to either stuff your takedowns or time you coming in. Even people who are grappling specialists like Khabib still strike. Even Askren who is notorious for having almost no striking still throws punches.

I'm not denying technique. But you don't understand what actual technique is and Bruce Lee didn't even know any grappling beyond two weeks of Judo w/ Lebell.

>mainly used swords
they mainly used a bow and then spear

Good point

But my main thing is - Samurai weren't going around fighting with their bare hands unless shit had gone completely wrong. Also generally usually fighting other Japanese, where the size difference wouldn't be pronounced, or southern Chinese who are also small.

If the Japanese only developed martial arts where size doesn't matter why did they make Sumo, an openweight wrestling style where size matters more than in any other combat sport?

>White people/americans are the best and the strongest race on this planet!
>Also white people : webm related.

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If relaxation is such an OP martial art then why isn't my neet ass a martial god?

>black people? AIIEEEEEEEEE I KNEEL
do Americans really?

>No one can beat us americans!
>......except black people and jews!

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If you merge two flags into one suit, at least don't choose the most hideous design
>Let's just split it in the middle, that'll look good
friggin' moron
also really gay thread

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OP wasn't talking about white people

>ninja

they used dirty tactics but also jujitsu thats where the naruto meme comes from this jutsu that jutsu comes from ninjutsu its like a street fighting version of jujitsu.

Why are you talking about this here, what do you expect Zig Forums to know about fighting?