What are the requirements for dating Illya?

What are the requirements for dating Illya?

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Apparently she loves BBC

According to my doujins, you must he a fat old man with hypnosis.

I have read enough doujinshi to know that being a fat man who has the most basic mind control powers is already enough.

I think you have to be literally twelve or something. And a girl ... maybe ... she's not completely certain but curious either way.

She is into fashion and teen magazines so probably something like a faggot looking chad.

for starters buy her wares.

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Having enough stamina to fuck her so roughly that she just begins ovulating on the spot and having powerful enough sperm to knock her up with a minimum of twins every year until menopause.

Are 11 year old girls supposed to dress like this?

Those are some strange clothes for little girls to wear, do their parents know about this?

>Miyu in fishnets
Mai dick

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Yes, they'll be sluts anyway might as well start young.

Be willing to toss her salad.

Depends. If it's stay/night you have to be a masochist as she gets off to torturing you..but is open to ideas of how to do it. Prisma Illya? Either be a gay loli, Shirou, or rape her straight. If you have Kuro do some sexual shit with boys in front of her she might get curious enough to date you though

Being prepared to be assassinated by Kiri at any given moment. About to put your dick in? You aren't safe.

If they want to attract clientele, yes

Be a big Fat oldman!

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He can't do that. If he killed me, he would also be killing the hundreds of future children that I'm gonna have with Illya.

First you have to be okay with and approved by her girlfriends

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>Kiri would have to accept his save the many over the few mentality
Be warned if you were lying over the years he would still kill you. If Illya actually grew boobs, developed an ass along with thighs, and became tall would you still stay with her?

Can you imagine being a super villain fighting these three and mid fight you drop your pants showing off your dick?

Of course, she's my wife. She would become a beautiful mature woman like her mother.

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Crazy curves on that 11-year-old.

Being 2D.

She has good genes

Accepting Kuro fucking her and also offering your sou- i mean dick to her for mana reasons

I want a girlfriend just like this

>Illya: missionary
The main girl gets the basic, standard lovemaking position. It is also the most pure, sweet and love-dovey position, just like Illya.
>Kuro: cowgirl
Basically a reversed missionary, the same way Kuro is a reversed Illya. Being the most sexually aggressive of the three, Kuro likes to be on top and take charge of the situation.
>Miyu: doggystyle/prone bone
Miyu is the most quiet and least social girl in the trio, so she feels embarrassed by having her face seen during sex. Thus, she prefers to be facing away and take it from behind.

OK but how would they respond to anal or rimming?

Rejection and disgusts. The anus is not for sex.

Illya would without question have the 'b-but i poop from there!' mentality

Yes it is, especially on lolis.

The hottest mentality.

Be a girl.

Defeat all of her friends one by one.

With your penis.

>Miyu is the most quiet and least social girl in the trio, so she feels embarrassed by having her face seen during sex.
Which is why missionary is the best position to put her in.
>Being the most sexually aggressive of the three, Kuro likes to be on top and take charge of the situation.
Which is why she should be tied up, and taken doggy style.
>pure, sweet and love-dovey position, just like Illya.
Which is why you should tease her by making her express her lewdness in cowgirl

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