Scared of making it?

Is anyone else scared of making it?
I have no idea how to do taxes I'm a neet. How do I know when I'd have to pay taxes on my profits? Is there a way out of it?

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Vanuatuan passport is 130k$. Buy it, open bank account, set up a holding company for investing, fuck bitches and do blow. Also if you're a mutt you need to renounce your muttican shitizenship

Sell all for bitcoins (since it's the gold of internet), payout exactly an amount that is in scale of 1 of taxes every month.

im not worried about that, at that point it wont be an issue to just hire someone to do them for me. i just hope i wont be corrupted by materialism.

Kind of the same here, I would pay taxes but it just seems so complicated

Everyone can deal with being a piece of shit at the bottom of societies shoe, but actually making it, scary as fucks. Its not from somewhere the wealthier the people, the more prone to suicide they become. A poor fag would never get it, he just exists

Yeah it looks too difficult, I think I'll just skip the whole tax thing

I can guarantee you they will find out sooner or later and when that happens the price you are going to pay will be much higher than if you did it properly or at least showed that you tried.
There are websites to make your calculations like this one:
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burgers pay exit tax also

crypto - crypto is a taxable event though

>I can guarantee you they will find out sooner or later
Not if I use incognito mode dumbass

>TAXES
Hahahahahaha faggot I've held chainlink for so long that I don't have to pay a fucking penny to the government when I sell them.

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when you make it just hire some 4.0 Harvard law jew to do your taxes for you.

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>mfw in germany you don't have to pay shit if you hold longer than one year

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Yes, there is a way out. Don't cash out. Buy the things you need with crypto.
Housing, women, food and drink. All are available with crypto, or with physical cash which you traded on local.bitcoin.com

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oh, youre a >50 link holder. for a moment, i thought you were serious

sorry i meant

I was joking but I unironically don't have any link and I want to kms for not listening to the board. I'm buying after the dump though, I will make this right.

>after the dump
It literally just went down to $7 two days ago. The ship is sailing it won't go under 7.80 ever again.

you'd better get in now while you can, just saying. up to you.

Always pay your taxes. I know fuckers who tried to dodge that shit and let's just say it turned out to be a nightmare for them. If you make bank from crypto you best believe the IRS wants their cut.

ITT, what is a CPA

So fucking lucky man. Meanwhile it looks like I'll have to fork over 20% here in the uk.

People are so scared of taxes when there is instructions for every form and software for idiots sold every year.

>I can guarantee you they will find out sooner or later
maybe yes, maybe know, but for sure you will always be waiting for the envelope from IRS explaining they know you didn't pay and the ask for all taxes + penalties accrued.
Unless you move to puerto rico, you gotta pay or you will always be waiting, and when they do send that letter your life will crash down hard.

This is what accountants are for

>only have to pay taxes if I cash out
HODL FOR LIFE

>he thinks he can get out of crypto

Look forward to paying 40% next year with no tax-free allowance. Government has realised that CGT is low hanging fruit

literally just hire someone or use turbo tax. expect to pay at least 30%

CPA here i’m willing to give tax advice for LINK.

when you make it you pay some wagie sit there and sort it all out

it's for life, right?