/smg/ - stock market general

SLAYING BEARS edition

What is /smg/?
/smg/ is a KUTE zone
/smg/ is a PHUNNY zone
/smg/ is a WIDE FEMALE HIPS zone
/smg/ is a flat chests and big milkers welcome zone
/smg/ is an ALL TOMBOYS ALL THE TIME (except when it's not) zone.

/smg/ is a MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO SUPPORT A BRIGHT FUTURE AND KNOCK-UP A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN WHO'S BOTH GOOD MOTHER MATERIAL AND YOUR DOMESTICATED CATGIRL PETPLAY FUCK-WIFE zone.

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/search/?q=femdom lolicon

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Wife Market
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=wide_hips thick_thighs

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Thread with misleading OP:

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

/denn/

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Ready for these calls to fucking expire tomorrow. What time are the officially expired again?

this is my december

oops, forgot to update the link to previous shitty thread.

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Xth for Covered Calls are better frens than dividends

Haha nigger

Most of my trading cash is either in EU banks or liquid money right now, can this crash just fucking happen so I can pick up the cheapies I deserve

>TNXP
BUY NOW
YOU ARE WELCOME

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EVRI moons tomorrow

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Tell me what to buy from pic related. I'm already up 6.1% on HFU.

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>biopenny memes

kek gotta shop it to say

>good frens

>biopharm
>penny stock
I’m good.

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I hope the next mega sale event happens right when the 2nd Govt check lands in my account...

Yesterday morning I went all in on Denny's at 8.70. Sold at 9.10. Used my profits to buy some Denny's breakfast at 2 PM. Best day I had in a while.

ALRIGHT BVLLS

WHAT DO I GO ALL IN ON TOMORROW AT OPEN

Kek, poorfag detected

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Strike me down and I will be more powerful than you ever imagined

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Buy CFFA and TRNE

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What the fuck is this CNBC special?

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is it actually going to go down again?
like properly like in march?

What kind of scams are these? Seems interesting, you have my attention

Nah.

I sold puts 7.5 11/20p on good ole Denny's, I wonder if I should've closed them out when I would have walked away with $134

SPACS that are likely to announce mergers soon.

UAVS, ride the last wave of profits before people dump for the weekend. Already squeezed 20% out of it today.

Essentially that's what I'm banking on.

My plan is:

PUTS DISNEY
PUTS AAL

If no vaccines by late September. I'll be either rich or financially ruined.

My thesis is that this virus will copycat the Spanish Flu when it comes to when will the second wave strike.

If deaths increase, especially substainally, I expect full on PANIC.

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I will sort it fren

sounds like a very comfy day user

would get you a fair few grandslams desu

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>Nah.

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>March was proper
You're properly retarded

Should sex offenders just give up and kill themselves?

What's this pattern called?

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Yes

It means you are a zoomer

What about LFAC?

I’m in a similar pattern, I call it the schizo jitter

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nkla to zero soon senpai

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No!! The world needs your sex, even when it's offensive to some people

The Bond market has been straight up angry since March. And it has not wavered in its rage.
I mean this is how Elon did/does it.

>betting against mouse
I wouldn’t recommend it...

And people don’t seem to be dying as much, just getting sick and recovering. Maybe nursing homes got better at it or they all already died or remdesevir and shit actually help

Nasdaq is strong

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>he unironically fell for the bear meme

I guess retards are born every minute Zig Forums sure seems to attract them

If only NKLA puts weren't so expensive...

That's under the context of the 1st wave.

2nd wave hasn't even happened yet.

Disney is priced in pretty high. I'll cover my ass with ITM PUTS.

Betting against the mouse is betting against the entire DOW.