Met this Chinese girl on tinder but all she wants to talk about is fucking money and markets and shit what do I say to...

Met this Chinese girl on tinder but all she wants to talk about is fucking money and markets and shit what do I say to turn her on

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>chinese girl
>Crypto
yeah youre gay for matching with justin sun

My LINKIES STAY STINKY 1k EOY

Or

Just send the stonks meme

I'm not even fucking with you OP, I have seen that exact pic on tinder near me, and matched with "her"
Unless you live in Ohio and neither of us got played, or you have timestamped pics and/or snapchat proof, you're probably being played.

Talk about the gold/silver ratio, fed rates, and the 10 or so countries curfently expefiencing inflagion at over 15% per annum.
Thatll get her wet for sure.

Just ask her if she wants to talk about it over drinks you autist

just ask her where she wants you to send your money for the scam and then send it and get it over with.

cha ching chong

Just send her a picture of your cock

tell her about a man named Sergey

If you were a stock I'd short you so hard, buy you for dirt cheap, and then go all in long. BITCH

post a picture of bat soup, tell her its your next investment. post results

check em

>I don’t understand economics so let me introduce you to vapourware scam coins
Embarrassing

OK dubs decide what I say

Ask her if she will let you skeet between her slanted eyes

wtf, I'm also currently dealing with one of them now except she claims she's from Singapore and she's trying to get me to open an account with appears to be a kucoin ripoff. Is this the newest of chink scams?

lmao to think a normie woman would be interested in crypto on tinder is fucking brainlet tier. you are a retard bro. this is such an obvious phising scam kek

ask the gook what she thinks about stink

Could be, does your one also claim to own a cosmetics business selling "skinny legs"?

Whisper your seed phrase in her ear...

Not really, but she says she works from home daytrading and as a "financial consultant"

You guys deserved to get scammed.

Ahahahah

she's a CCP spy gathering intel

tell her to invest in dog stocks

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Ask her if she knows what chainlink is, obviously. Post updates. Come on faggot, hurry up

she will ask you to invest in her "fund"

Tell her she smells like Elon Musk.

just think anons, if you were brought up with loss of praise and had high self esteem you too could be making money hand over fist as a ‘consultant’

Wouldnt surprise me.
Will enjoy telling them to fuck right off.

change the subject
ask her if she'd like to go for a bite to eat, a walk with your dog or a barbecue. Obviously she'll combine these with chink efficiency

This is a fake account to get you to join their referral program for some stock exchange.

Ask her if she wants to get fucked up on bog pills and make quick rundowns.

What's her name, breh?

Ling Lam Forex Scam

if you're talking to tinder bitches about stonks & glypto, you're doing it wrong.

Ask her if she has ARPA
Or this

wow guys look she's a bitcoin millionaire now

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>tfw no chink millionairess awaiting my next Tinder witticism

What if she's real?