I'm 27 and a virgin

I'm 27 and a virgin

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>what does it feel like

I go to sleep thinking if I'll ever be a dad
Never marrying a thot is my code of law

just find a hot escort in your area, you can easily fuck a 9/10 thot for less than 100$

Just be yourself

Same, except im 25

Every year you wait, that's another 5-10 bodies your future wife will have under her belt.

I kek'd

>he goes for roasties
>not freshies out of highschool

28 yo virgin here.
I rejected all 5 girls who tried to have sex with me because their degeneracy put me off.
Two of them were attractive to me but I was too disgusted by shits like tattoos, piercing and the obvious fact that at least a dozen of men fucked them.

In the meantime plain janes don't excite me at all since I fell for the pornjew beating my meat to fetish porn for 15 years, hating myself for being so weak.

Otherwise I'm pretty succesful professionaly, Zig Forums and now thanks to ETH and LINK financially comfortable.
I want to have kids though but at this rythm I will die alone since I don't want to settle for a post wall roastie.

There's a reason why you see a lot young asian girls with old men.

How to put up with their autism amd bitching? Copious amounts of alcohol? How do you meet sloots?

One of my siblings found the remnants of a fap session in the bathroom and I’ve been feeling bad about it since. I’m not a virgin but yeah

>I rejected all 5 girls who tried to have sex with me because their degeneracy put me off.
i'm 26 and i was in a similar position. at the end i decided to pull the trigger with a roastie just to get rid of my virginity, and i glad i did that, because my first time was cringe as fuck

It would've cost you nothing to not say that, but you still did

Virginity is much more preferable then being a promscious fuck boy. Either virginity or marry a virgin wife and have kids. Your accumulated power should only be used for having children, otherwise you are wasting it on a roadtie and that is of no benefit to your or anybody. Also do not masterbait.

cope

Ain’t no freshies out of high school in 2020. It’s over unless you managed to secure a young girl when you were young in school and married after school

how do cope with being a complete fucking loser? you failed at life kid. i hope you have 10k LINK suicide stack

find a young inexperienced woman, she wont even know.
Tell her that she is so tight that she made you cum instantly

Based
Pathetic. Imagine being so weak you give in to the peer pressure of the modern Weimar and put your dick in some roastie hole that has already seen the cum of hundreds of different men, just to be seen as normal. Shameful and disgusting. By fucking that roastie your penis has touched hundreds of men’s penis you gross disgusting faggot.

from personal experience, i didn't manage to coom on my first time, which i guess i worse than cooming too fast.

also i didn't know my condom size, so i tried normal ones and they didn't fit, so i pulled the trigger on the xl ones without trying. turns out they were too tight and killed my boned

and finally some positions that you see in porn are extremely uncomfy without a pillow, so the girl will see through your bullshit right away

>By fucking that roastie your penis has touched hundreds of men’s penis you gross disgusting faggot.
i used a condom, checkmate virgin ;^)

>Virginity is much more preferable then being a promscious fuck boy.
Incel cope

sex is now forbidden because covid 19

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FUND gives you passive testosterone
I'm not sure exactly how it works but it does, after I started holding my close rate literally rocketed

>19 and a virgin
does it ever get any easier?

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you fucking retard.
you make her stand up, bend her over, head in the bed. this way she cant see you fucking around trying to put the condom on. and you will have no problem findING the hole as you can inspect it without her knowing. You can also have a good sniff sniff....BRAPP

yeah, i didn't know that. i also couldn't find the hole, i thought it was higher, kek

my point is, i'm glad i did all the cringy stuff with a roastie, at least now i have some experience and cuties won't get turned off because i can't sex

the BRAPPPPPer sniff is the best part, especially the first time

Get a load of this guy LOL

Nobody would ever get a load from this guy. Hes saving his dick for retirement.