ITT: "Gags" that are almost never funny

LOL, woman is bad at cooking and everything she makes no matter how basic is toxic!

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The 22 year old high school teacher that constantly complains about being "old" and single.

>Oh no, a man saw me naked/sexually harrassed me, now I can never be a bride.

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>LOL, woman is bad at cooking and everything she makes no matter how basic is toxic!
user this is hilarious

this is how women actually are in real life though. i work with a lot of young female zoomers. they literally look down on people who can cook for themselves because to them it makes more sense to eat out. cooking to them is like using a flip phone or driving a car that still uses keys

Probably another cause for over 50% of women in America being overweight

Goddamn, they’re THAT fat?

Or all the hilarious "jokes" where a male character accidentally walks in on a naked girl or accidentally falls on their boobs or something, and then the female character beats him up while yelling HENTAI.

Yeah it's getting really bad
Everything is so bad these days

This is literally me tho. My youth is gone and any chance I could have been exceptional too. Now all that's left is a life of mediocrity and slow decline until my death.

Not really in today's day and age.
If you're managing to fuck something with literally step by step guides complete with ingredients EVERYWHERE, then you're utterly retarded.
Sure someone also bad at cooking like me would fuck up something like a beef wellington even if I watched Gordon do it from simple lack of skill, but it wouldn't be Mysterious Food X.

If you're still in your 20s then you have a real chance at turning things around. Being behind the curve doesn't mean you have to stay behind it.

Pevert characters are never funny. Not in a "this is offensive" kind of way, but in a "this is fucking boring and repetitive" kind of way.

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>MC murders enemies on a regular basis and is used to killing or at least crippling foes
>but refuses to hurt women
>even if it's in a fantasy setting where women have magic powers and are deadly

This is kind of hypocritical moralfaggotry that I hate most.

Fucking pathetic

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But women are deadly now and we're still not allowed to hit them so it just makes sense.

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The only pervert character I've ever found funny is Kazuma, mostly because his pervert gags have more clever writing and variety than ME SEE SEXY WOMAN UNGA BUNGA.

>Pretty much anything where the punchline is this "EEEEEEEH?!?" sound
>Female character beats the MC over every minute thing
Also this

I mean this is a repetitive thing that happens to every civilization that develops an empire so blaming ((())) specifically isn't exactly kosher but if we're putting it within the context of this empire, then yeah pretty much.

>>Pretty much anything where the punchline is this "EEEEEEEH?!?" sound
I seriously don't get why this is so fucking common in Japanese media, I rarelys see it in the West.

~30% are overweight
~40% are obese

So 70% are fat.

UnOrdinary ignores this trope.

I'm 22. IDK user. I feel like from now on I'm never going to be as free of obligations as I was before.

When I was a kid in school I was playing dodgeball with my class. I broke my arm a short while before then and had a cast. This girl thought she was being funny by repeatedly throwing it at my broken arm, which hurt like a bitch. Eventually I had enough and went over and backhanded her with very arm. Just over that I went from being one of them most popular kids in class to a social pariah that kept exchanging back and forths with that bitch and her whiteknights until the end of the year.

Autism.

>Now all that's left is a life of mediocrity and slow decline until my death.
That’s 95% of the population. It’s not a big deal.

Yup.

I don't want to be like that.

Similarly, anything they cook is a complete mess no sane person would make, as if the concept of food was foreign to them.

The only pervert character done right is Space Dandy.

Except this is just how intolerant nips are to foreign food. Anything that is unsuitable to their palate is just not food to them.

Don't bully the Yor.