How would you defend yourself when attacked by a fearsome vampire such as this one?
How would you defend yourself when attacked by a fearsome vampire such as this one?
Evan Lee
Kevin Perez
I would force-feed her garlic paste.
Robert Evans
Being a fat old man
Elijah Gomez
Why do you want us to tell you about our sexual desires so badly? Are you a fag?
Asher Ramirez
Where to get a vampire like this?
Joseph Sullivan
Become clingy and rapey until they fear me.
Justin Hernandez
Oh no what ever will I do, the vampire is coming to eat me noooo
Jace Martin
Uh oh! Before she bites you, you'd better cover her mouth with yours!
William Evans
Oh no, I'm done for! She's going to rape me and there is nothing I can do.
Cooper Richardson
Okay I have her in a lip-lock. Now what?
Isaac Hernandez
why does she have 5 cloned toes on the left foot?
Gavin Sanders
I know her secret weakness
Jeremiah Robinson
GOD I wish that were me
Jose Rivera
I'm French so I'd just garlic the shit out of her
Isaiah Cruz
I'm on a all garlic diet since basically forever. I'll manage.
Nolan Anderson
French, Italians, and mexicans are basically all immune by default.
Isaiah Mitchell
>all garlic diet
Nigger what?
Easton Allen
I would take off my clothes. Everyone knows Vampires are weak to nudity
Christian Smith
Why stop it?
Samuel Sullivan
Hungary
David Smith
It's called living life to the fullest. Not something a normal person would understand.
Angel Rodriguez
I think you mean Romania.
Blake Davis
No, Hungary. Romania has those fag vampires that are naked dudes that jump out of trees and rape you.
Colton Lewis
>clearly a tonari thread
>less than 5 posts on topic
why
Austin Gray
Poland has nice ones as well.
Luis Reed
Transylvania is Hungarian clay.
Aaron Myers
Why are the loli vampires always blonde?
Austin Sanchez
Sophie isn't blonde.
Ryder Kelly
Paying crippling taxes to my fair Hungarian noblewoman Elly!
Brody Mitchell
This kills the vamp.
Jace Roberts
Akari can make vampires shudder even without holy weapons.
Oliver Roberts
Immediately go for the french kiss
I ate a bacon omelette with extra garlic this morning
Mason Parker
Aaron Davis
I´m pretty sure that´s Vietnam.
Was, user. Was.
Noah Johnson
The tax will be paid in blood. Your blood.