Haha yup, that’ll be $23.50, plus tip

Haha yup, that’ll be $23.50, plus tip

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Ofc Sir, can i pay with LINK? Before it dumps

I'm getting a more seared bite on the Impossible Whopper, than I'm getting on the actual Who- no no no no no no no no.... No please don't say that no no no... No. Nonononono. No no nono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater. I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE. IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER. Get over here. You get back in the bag. BK. That bite is so flavorful my m- and the fact that it works so well, it literally compliments the lettuce. Like I'm not even mad that I'm bittin' up, and I'm not even mad, that I'm eating lettuce right now and tomatoes. You can really taste the onion because the sear, on this plant based situation right here, it's so strong and you barely get onion but the onion's there so you get a crunch off it, with soft bun action and SBA? BK, YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING, AND I LIKE WHERE YOU, YOU GOIN' BK, THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER SON!

>signs the document without writing anything in the tip field
Have a great day, sir!

>not telling them you didnt order it and that you get constant prank calls because your info leaked online but offer to pay for the pizzas at least

i've done this at least 4 times (i dont eat pizza a lot)

Sir, no internet money please haha

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sure thing brother, here's 0.0001 link for the pizza, and 0.0000001 link as your tip!

Very generous

Whenever food "reviewers" try to pass off that catshit as just as good as real meat I want to strangle them and everyone who clicks on their misleading garbage.

alright sure if you’re not going to pay me in real money, I’m gonna have to close this box and turn 360 degrees and walk away

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>not making your own pizza

Haha yup

I've done pizza delivery, when people do this the driver tends to write in $5. I never did that because I'm an honest man but the average pizza delivery driver is an absolute degenerate excon who needs an off the books job so they don't get cucked on child support.

MFW this costs 3 Link and I have 20k link

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What delivery guy opens the box?

If it comes up as more I'll call my credit card company and get them to reverse the charge entirely.

I promise your business will not be missed

I don't really give a shit, if I'm paying some fuckboy to deliver my cheap food and he decides to pull this shit their entire business gets nothing from me. It's a matter of principle, alone me not paying does nothing but if captain retard fucks up too many orders and people reverse charges eventually he's going to get fired or worse.

>tfw Impossible Whopper is actually better

captain retard will just go deliver for another restaurant, its not like they check references for that kind of job. He'll also probably laugh with the manager about scamming you. 9 out of 10 people who stiff drivers on the tip aren't even going to notice their credit card bill, nor will they contest the charge.

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Pizza is honestly becoming more expensive each year. Can't wait to be paying $30 in 2030.

Oh yeah and people who tried to pull this shit while ordering on a delivery app would get upcharged by the manager personally. $3 delivery fee added on that goes to the driver

ya wtf is up with the price of pizza lately

Grubhub is aware of this too by the way. Management contacted them about drivers getting stiffed and the discretionary deliver charge is the solution that Grubhub offered to them.

write in $0.01

Have an upvote

6.99 for a small papajohns pizza in 2013
9.99 today

30% increase in 7 years

THE ONLY TIP YOU WILL BE GETTING IS MY COCK DUMB IDIOT

ALL MY MONEY IS FOR BUYING CAP

I'm learning from the jews, saving money and spending as little as possible to make the max amount of profit.
Suck my dick goy.

You're going to anally rape him

Thanks hun :^)