Would you stick your dick in extra crispy?

Would you stick your dick in extra crispy?

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I'll stick my dick or tongue wherever she wants

No, but I'll stick my dick in quiet.

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I can't even imagine a situation where a normal man could ever fuck balilika.
Everytime I attempt to imagine it, she just ends up smashing my dick with her heels.
She'd rather wage war than have sex, impossible to win that prize

There might be some sort of projection going on here.

Absolutely. It'd be a last thing I ever did probably, but that would be okay.

Na bro, it's just fry face is way to Alpha for 99.99% of people.

If she lets me keep the SVD.

Too old, but sure. Wouldn't tell anyone about it tho.
>pic related I would fuck every day

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She probably forcibly fucks her bodyguard goons every once in a while

I'd do it or die trying.

It seems like you haven't read the manga or watched the anime to come to that conclusion.

I'm just saying she's scary

sexy scary?

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>burn scar that looks like mask

IRL she would probably be hideous with all that scar tissue, even if she's a sexy goddess with her bone structure and body. Yet another reason why 2D > 3D.

This
Scars lol badass in Anime
But shit IRL

Gonna be honest, not a fan of her character. Kinda wanted her dead the entire show lol, her and the Revolutionary Maid lady after her OVA. I enjoyed most of the show and it was good fun but something about them trying to add depth to what really are ridiculous characters made me not like them.

That describes a lot of the girls in this series.

>I can't even imagine a situation where a normal man could ever fuck balilika.
You don't, she will fuck you and have complete control of your body, once she's done you'll be disposed like garbage.

She’s definitely had her tubes tied

I will never forget that one Russian Zig Forumsnon story of how he believes his father is a child raped by his mother during the first Chechen war. I will always picture it as Balalaika. The story's probably bullshit anyway

I figured it was plausible enough, that war was crazy.

>extra crispy
Are they just severe weapon wound scars? I never got the sense they were burns specifically, just that she'd been chewed up a bunch by bullets and cuts and so on.

She's called Fry-Face

yes, mommy

Would you stick your dick in extra crispy?
Only 2D extra crispy. 3D crispy is bacon-pig disgusting.

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Yes.

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Hell yeah

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What are her kinks?

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>I'll stick my dick in quiet
And make her loud

Why? She's old enough to be my grandmother? Also she's a commie.