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TSLA WILL BEAT EARNINGS EDITION
TSLA $2000 7/24

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first for horse

What if Tesla mooned next week?

Next week is NVAX week.

>from 450k to 380k without touching anything in two weeks
fuck this crabbing, piece of shit nasdaq, but mostly fuck nio and wkhs
what do i buy after selling everything for for 400k, to triple this into 1200k

*TSLA will commit accounting fraud to get in the S&P500 edition

SHORT CLOUDFARE
NET going down 10 whole dollarydoos!

should have done it this week when i had calls
piece of shit

CLSK user from back at 2.99.
I love you.

not selling covered calls
ngmi

shiny rocks

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my friendship with NIO and TSLA is over

SCYX and VCNX are my new friends

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Let’s say I have 2,000. I spend 1,000 on TSLA put and 1,000 on TSLA call right before earnings, at 3:59pm.

If TSLA beats earnings, it moons, and my call is gonna turn into a lotto ticket and I just lose the premium on my put. If TSLA misses, my put becomes lotto and lose the premium of my call.
How can I lose?

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>cloudflare has a ten minute outage because China
>every retard thinks it'll drop like Twitter so they short it
>huge short volume going into earnings
>surprise profit
>mother of all poomps

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Taiwan semiconductor

buying the next 25x margin tsla call.

I went all in NIO puts. Did I do good?

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I wish I listened back then.
At least I got in early today. +20%.

if it crabs you lose

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Monday morning I’m buying calls cause we know this market is retarded

>TQQQ dips AH
>so does SQQQ
Someone explain to me how this is possible.

what if earnings don't actually move the price that much

THE CLOUDFARE HACKERS STOLE MONET FROM MY TD ACCOUNT !!!!!!!!!! MY MONEY!!!!! WHAT THe FUCK!!! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!

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but gold is like alltime highs and silver just had a big big run?

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how the fuck is this going to triple you piece of shit
my garbage euro bank doesn't make it possible to trade options on american stocks

Based on Netflix it seems like it would. Also, if it TSLA beats earnings, then they will get S&P inclusion and there will be a lot of hype. If it misses, it would be the BIGGEST tech earnings let down and people will panic

Lol ngmi

should have been using robinhood, lol sucka

Wtf happend with Tesla?

what happened? do you mean NKLA taking a massive shit?
lmao EAT SHIT retard NKLA buyers

Do you smell the capitulation? See TSLA being discussed among the top companies?
>TSLA WILL BEAT EARNINGS EDITION
Based
Blue pilled

>TSLA goes up 489% in a year
yes user, what happened?

If fed goes ham and lets inflation accelerate the shiny metals will continue to go up up up. Keep eye on dollar too. The greenback needs to stay weak.

Someone shill me a stable stock with high premiums that won't be affected by gay earnings season

>asahi
Do they stamp the bullion and brew the beer in same factorio

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like at market close? no you fucked up

>that cleavage hair
muh fetish

I also use their pvc ball valves at work.

>won't be affected by gay earnings season
All will but not necessarily in predictable ways. Just buy KO and relax. Buy more if it gives you the chance for cheapies.

There's a trillion dollar hole in the economy and only Congress has the legal power to fix it.

Congress.

The economy is entirely reliant on Congress not to fuck this up.

How do I buy puts on Congress?

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I hope I make it and don't die poor and alone, where is /DENN/gang? Holding $10c 8/21

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>TSLA beat earnings
kek, get ready for the dump retards.

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FLIR user still out there? Today scared me

I had to look
my god

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I panic bought TSLA at 1700. What point do I sell if it keeps dipping?

Are we crashing it monday fellow bobo's?

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just hold it will go to 2500 soon enough

If you never sell, then you never lose money.

Drones are the future of everything from policing to warfare to search and rescue. Any self respecting drone needs a FLIR system. And who makes FLIR systems? Why, FLIR Systems, of course!

IRST (which is fancy for flir) is a big industry. I think the Corona pump was overrated but there's strong secular tailwinds.

sell @ 350
Buy high, sell low.

>Puts on congress
Ammo and guns, in Minecraft.

I sold some DENN puts, can't wait to lick up those anti-american tears while I get rich off the nonbelievers

Say that to the people who never sold BRE-X or Enron lol.

Why do you keep posting the wrong op? If you can't do it right then don't do it at all you fucking retarded nigger faggot.

Not in right now but soon. Wild guess their earnings come in not as bad as expected, short squeeze. And let's be clear here, there are a lot of very vulnerable short positions sitting on DENN now.

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I compulsively bought 190 TQQQ 8/7 $170 calls. You're either going on a rocket trip to the moon or a black hole; just not as much as I am.

>tfw gf has breast hairs
Almost had to puke

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>panic bought
ngmi fren