BIZ.
I CALL UPON THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE GIFTED WITH ENOUGH BRAIN MATTER TO HAVE NOTICED THE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD:
> THE MEN, AND THE LADYBOYS.
> THE CHADS, AND THE PUSSIES.
> THE CONFIDENT ROYALTY, AND THE INSECURE PEASANTRY.
THOSE WHO READ, INTERACT AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE THEY ACT; AND THOSE WHO LIMIT THEMSELVES TO A GAMBLE BECAUSE WHIM IS THE ONLY ELEMENT IN THEIR LIVES THAT HAPPENS TO PROVIDE THEM WITH THE ILLUSION OF CONTROL.
THESE DUSTY COCKROACHES SPEND ALL DAY AND NIGHT HUNCHED OVER THEIR KEYBOARDS, TWITCHING AND SALIVATING AT THE REMOTEST POSSIBILITY OF AN OVERNIGHT MOONSHOT. THE GAMING CHAIRS THEY ENGULF AUDIBLY CREAK UNDER THE PRESSURE OF THE BEHEMOTHS ASSIGNED TO THEM WHILE THE SURROUNDING AIR SUBMITS TO THE PRESSURE AND OOZES REAL MAYONNAISE.
THE CONCEPT OF WAITING ELUDES THEM. THE IDEA OF PATIENCE IS FOREIGN. THEY SEE NOT THE BIGGER PICTURE.
THEY WANT IT ALL NOW.
NOW.
NOW.
NOW.
HOW DOES 10X - 20X IN A MONTH SOUND? NO. FUCK THAT.
BUY THE DIPS? HELL NO, BITCH. DCA? PSSSHT. I WANT TO LOSE 10 ETH GAMBLING ON SHITCOINS UNTIL I FIND THE ONE THAT MAKES ME 2 ETH. I DON'T SEE THE LONG TERM LOSSES I'M SUBJECTING MYSELF TO BECAUSE I AM NOTHING BUT A TOOTHLESS FAIRY.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, DON'T YOU BIZ? YOU'RE ALL JUNKIES. YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING ELSE IN LIFE TO PROVIDE YOU WITH THE DOPAMINE YOU NEED SO YOU GET HIGH FROM SEEING YOUR ETH DOUBLE IN 10 MINUTES, ONLY TO SEE IT DISAPPEAR AFTER AN HOUR. YOU FALL FOR EVERY PUMP AND DUMP, AND THEN YOU CRY AND FUD REAL PROJECTS THAT DON'T GIVE YOU THE INSTANT GRATIFICATION YOU SEEK.
JUNKIE.
YOU GET ON YOUR HIGH HORSE AND TALK ILL ABOUT DRUG ADDICTS, COMPLETELY IGNORANT TO THE PLIGHT YOU EXPOSE YOURSELF TO.
JUNKIE.
THIS IS WHERE THE REAL MEN, THE CHADS CAN TEACH YOU. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE THIS WAY. WE'VE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR 5 DAYS NOW.
PATHETIC.
DO YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE? WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
THERE'S STILL TIME.
(PIC BELOW RELATED, THIS IS A NON-CHAD LAMENTING HIS WOES. DON'T BE HIM).
