>You cured her curse
>She asked you out and threatened your life if you cheat.
Is this what you want, user? A sadistic yandere gf who stapled your mouth? Are you a masochistic idiot with incurable Stockholm syndrome? I’ve been abused by mother who stabbed with forks and knives so I know yanderes are bad.
>She stapled your mouth
Josiah Fisher
Matthew Lewis
Shut the fuck up.
Jacob Watson
>Is this what you want, user? A sadistic yandere gf who stapled your mouth? Are you a masochistic idiot with incurable Stockholm syndrome?
Yes, yes, and yes. If someone ever starts a yandere dating site, make sure your mom signs up.
Levi Long
She always reminds me crazy bitch from movie "Gone Girl".
Carson Gray
>Is this what you want, user? A sadistic yandere gf who stapled your mouth? Are you a masochistic idiot with incurable Stockholm syndrome?
Yes.
Hunter Collins
I'd fuck her, run her over with my 1992 Volkswagen Golf, and then fuck her again. Stupid bitch.
Juan Rodriguez
That's awfully specific. Is that car especially good for running people over?
Alexander Mitchell
>Are you a masochistic idiot with incurable Stockholm syndrome
Yes. I want to be abused by Senjougahara. Move on already
Carter King
It’s just his car. Everyone loves his own car.
Bentley Watson
based
Ryder Miller
No I want a snail
Kevin Cooper
Yes, just man up pussy
Tyler Morgan
Based
Luke Williams
This guy is one of the best monogatari artists
Gabriel Clark
He fucking skipped mirror math, that’s unforgivable.
Daniel Rivera
I'm sure he'll do it eventually. He does a new one just about every day
Joseph Allen
you don't know what the fuck a yandere is, don't use words you don't understand
Joshua Harris
Every girl in the show harmed Araragi so bitching about crab is retarded.
Jason James
With Araragi's residual vampire powers healing wounds like that almost instantly, it's a truly symbiotic relationship.
Noah Jenkins
Why would you cheat on Hitagi? She's literally perfect.
David Martinez
She was really hot. Sadly, short hair ruined her.
Michael Nguyen
>there is no psychological anime as good as gone girl
Andrew Edwards
Why are long hair fags so autistic? Her hair grows again, you know. That's how hair works
Aaron Price
but it'll take years, by which time she'll have turned into an ugly old hag.
Carter Walker
Silence, faggot.
Juan Bennett
It took 6 months you absolute mongoloid.
William Martin
She literally has long hair again by the end of the show. Not that it matters, short hair is cute
Jose Harris
No, I'm getting a restraining order and I'm moving schools. My parents are well off enough to enable it. Bitch-deres can fuck right off. Nothing dere about them.
Christian Davis
>''I fucked the whore''
Evan Hill
>falseflagging as a mathchad
fuck off crabfag
Logan Bennett
Fuck off nigger, I'm a true mathbro, and I'm just stating the truth.
Jeremiah Diaz
>I'm a true mathbro
sure :)