Define these words without looking them up:

Define these words without looking them up:
>Blockchain
>Oracle
>Node
>Fork
>Relative Strength Index

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no

Yeah I’m not surprised. How long have you been here for fren? June?

>Blockchain
poo poo
>Oracle
pee pee
>Node
pee poo
>Fork
poo pee
>Relative Strength Index
pee poo pee poo

Here comes a non nerd half normie 125 IQ attempt without looking anything up:

>Blockchain - Irrefutable Ledger
>Oracle - Provides Answers
>Node - Copy of a copy of a copy where everything matches
>Fork - Copy of base code going different direction
>Relative Strength Index - Meme Lines / Black Magic

t. 2017 Link Marine 48k Link

let's just say i'm still sprouting

where is this guys prize?

How did a retard end up with 48k

Immutable ledger
Trustless way of verifying data
Data source/provider
Copy of code with fundamental changes or additions
TA is for fags

How am I retarded? Are my answers that bad?

I'm 33 years old. I've been buying drugs off the darknet for a long time. Sold a few Bitcoin almost at the top ($17k) and went all in Link.

How's it make you feel knowing a retard like me was just old enough, had enough money, and was in the right place at the exact right time to be in my situation? hahahhaah

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>Blockchain
Chain of blocks using for /f/it was
>Oracle
Greek mythology
>Node
Moving your head up and down subtly
>Fork
Eating utensil
>Relative Strength Index
How much you can bench press

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>using for /f/it was
Sorry I think I had a stroke while typing this it was meant to say:
>used for /f/itness

>habitual drug user
answers make sense now. i hope you've learned your lesson because wealth only amplifies your worst habits

>Blockchain
A distributed database storing transaction record that is immutable.
>Oracle
A distributed system for feeding reliable external data to smart contracts
>Node
A machine which multiples of them forms the aforementioned oracle.
>Fork
A dining utensil.
>Relative Strength Index
Technical analysis indicator to indicate buying or selling pressure.

Based

1. A ledger thingy that records transactions n stuff and is all secure n shit.

2. The thing that can pass info from sources outside the blockchain to a smart contract or protocol securely.

3. mining or staking node poof transactions on the network i think.. made up of one or multiple users.

4. A chain effectively splits in to two separate chains with the same history but different futures. One could effectively be upgraded leaving the other in it's original state.

5. i could only guess about relative strength index but it sounds self explanatory.

I think i failed biz, i feel shame.

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It seems like some of you just cope when you see someone way better off and in a much better situation. I'm a Christian. I'm not a habitual user. I smoke weed like once a week. I don't have sketchy friends and I don't want Mexican ditch weed. It helps me sleep, it relaxes me, it lifts my spirits. I also like to take a trip on acid a couple times a year.

Stop being such an unlikeable loser. Actually, don't. I know you won't and know you'll spend the rest of your life in this dark hold of the internet coping with nothing in life.

>Blockchain
just a decentralized public ledger which works by using cryptographic algos to "hash" txs into a "block" (i.e. store that info on the chain)
>Oracle
Some source which takes off-chain data and puts it on-chain.
>Node
Two answers I guess. A node is the point in a network where different paths intersect. In crypto, each (full) node provides an accurate 1:1 copy of the info on the blockchain. It's a bit like Indra's net, if you are familiar with mythology.
>Fork
When a blockchain is split. There are a couple ways to fork, a hard fork and a soft fork. Typically these are done to update the code of the blockchain, but forks can also be unintentional, or even malicious. When a chain forks unintentionally (e.g. two blocks are validated at the same time, leaving two chains) the longest chain is the one which nodes consider the true chain. This means the two chains will continue until one chain finds a block before the other, and the uncle blocks are orphaned and everyone pretends we were on that chain the whole time.
>Relative Strength Index
it's a meme
>t. writes solidity programs in my spare time and actually read the Bitcoin whitepaper

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That’s a small portion of my stack, but I’ve been in computer science and followed markets for a long time. No hate, sorry I called you a retard, just makes me truly wonder what forces are at play (Besides memes) that made people who had no business buying that much LINK pull the trigger.

I don't know what any of this shit does, I'm just trying to get rich

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48k is a "small portion" of your stack. OK Sergey.

I have no computer science background, I'm an Accountant. Just because I don't completely get every technical aspect and how they are explained doesn't mean I couldn't see how fucking big smart contracts are and how connecting data from the world to the block-chain is.

Being able to buy tokens in the presale At about 9 cents a pop allowed me a lot. We’re both gonna make it user. I don’t think you’re a degenerate, I used to smoke weed too. We’re all in this together.

Yeah, I was a couple months late to the party and missed the presale, but I'm happy with what I have. Good luck to you.

Kleros

>Blockchain
A data structure that is an appendable chain of immutable blocks
>Oracle
A service to provide data feeds from an outside system
>Node
Someone that contributes data to an oracle
>Fork
A form of copypasting code that uses tech that allows you to merge it back later without fucking up dependencies.
>Relative Strength Index
An indicator on whether bulls or bears have been recently winning in the market.

fpbp lmao

>A machine which multiples of them forms the aforementioned oracle.
>Someone that contributes data to an oracle
loling at linkies who think only oracles use nodes

>Blockchain
Distributed immutable database of transactions
>Oracle
API middleman
>Node
A point in a network, in a blockchain network this would be a copy of the database
>Fork
A copy of a codebase, presumably to make changes in the future
>Relative Strength Index
A meme line related to the changes in price a of an asset during a fixed window of time

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