HOW DID THIS GUY FUCKING LOSE 7 TIMES?

This tried to kill himself as a hobby. I don't see how he lost.
Let me guess who he lost to
1 and 2. Garp and Roger obliterated him.
3. Obviously he got slashed by Oden
Who did he lose to?

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Me.

Garp (Former Negro) gear 7 style.

He could have been fucked up a few times before his wano takeover when he was a younger pirate.

Rocks probably fucked him up in a davy back fight too.

There's a reason Kaido bullies Jack so much. He probably tried fighting an admiral even earlier than Luffy did.

It seems plausible that Garp, Sengoku, Tsuru, Kong, Z etc. could have beaten him when he was a complete rookie. Heck, maybe he started out as a pirate when he was 12. Justice is indiscriminate after all.

Sex wrangling with Big Mom.

He's not indestructible. Luffy will smack him around in mere weeks.

He lost to Lin Lin when they were having sex when they were younger

Speaking of Davy Back, I would really love it if the Blackbeard fight or the Shanks fight was a Davy Back fight.

davyback fight is shitty and boring and ppl who like it are contrarians.

Davyback fights are great, but only in the manga. The anime stretched it out for no good reason, and we didn't need to see another one with Foxxy.

It wouldn't make sense user. Luffy hates Blackbeards guts. Shanks has no need for more crewmates and I can't see Luffy being the one to propose it.

Kaido hasn't shown any sense of honour as a pirate. Sure he apologised about the old women distracting Oden in their fight, but he didn't pull a Kata and level the playing field. Maybe Big Mom might have, and I could see Whitebeard accepting the terms. But Kaido? No, I don't think he honour the terms.

Probably how rocks got him on his crew

He's not even that strong

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You

Based. Can't wait for the Admiral naysayers to eat their words.

Hello, Based Department?

post the kaido dick flattening meme

>Aokiji's half asleep expression
wow it's like how that's literally how he always looks.

It's weird how everyone learned how to use haki after the timeskip.

Rocks could be on the list too.

Haki being focus-related was always implied to be a thing. Physical health is as much important to it as mental health is.
Crocodile regained his dreams before ending in Impel Down, which means he can likely use Haki now.

Because he isn't really skilled, he relies on pure brute force and his inability to die. That's basically it.

If only for the NUCLEAR SEETHE from fightspics that are waiting for Shanks forma negra or BB's cerberus fruit revealed.

It looks like he basically holed himself up in Wano when he took it over, so his defeats and poor battle record basically makes sense if it all happened when he was a relative rookie. His whole focus on forcing people to join his crew through coercion and threats makes more sense honestly if Kaido's had a in-and-out record of defeats. Other things that are likely, or some combination
>he was suicidal even before the Oden incident and we just saw him relatively happy, his captures and execution attempts were all done with his cooperation and was mostly upset that they failed
>Kaido's entire crew is basically a upjumped prison gang and didn't exist in some form inside Rocks (Like Linlin's family or Whitebeard's orphans), complete with a focus on 'drugs' (SMILES)/most of his crew are fellow escapees (King literally looks like a Impel Down warden).
>Kaido just had his ass whooped multiple times because he started as a child like Linlin, but instead of being a unstoppable retard he just got captured repeatedly until he was recruited by Rocks
>Rocks was so incredibly shitty as a crew Kaido got beat up and 'turned into' the Marines by his own crew-mates (sans Linlin and Whitebeard presumably) multiple times for the bounty and he just had to keep breaking himself out

And? Luffy lost to:
-Arlong (committed suicide)
-Smoker (couldn't fight Logia)
-Dorry (overpowered)
- Crocodile (twice, one shotted both times)
-Wiper (all top 3 guys jobbed at once)
- Aokiji (never stood a chance)
- Lucci (got nuked)
- Moria (lost shadow and put to sleep)
- Sentomaru (couldn't land a hit)
- Magellan (same as above)
- Caesar (again committed suicide)
- Revenge army on WCI
- Kaido (one shotted)
- O'Lin (one shotted again)

and he didn't exactly do well against Apoo and Ulti

I mean, almost every weird thing that couldn't directly be explained through sheer personal strength or DF related has been pretty solidly unified with Haki, given that it's even more explict with the previous and current arc that it can be trained and certain groups have their own societal specializations (Mantra, the Amazons, Royu, ect). I think the only entirely inexplicable thing we've seen so far pre-timeskip that can't be explained through haki of some kind is Goldenweek's paint powers, unless that ends up being some hilarious display of what CoC can actually do if it's actually related to emotion manipulation.

>Due to Yamato we know that attack is probably done with two hands (And obviously by any logic hits harder that way.)
>Kaido didn“t bother with that and swung it one handed.

He's careless so probably very easy to trick, ambush, restrain with seastone shenanigans etc..

Could Luffy beat an admiral now?

Luffy is vice-admiral tier lmao

Interestingly, the one that's the most favorable matchup might by Kizaru if snakeman is 'solution' to dealing with his absurd maneuverability. Issho seems like the least favorable just because it'd presumably involve him just throwing Luffy into outer space or something.

Easily. He's Yonko tier and will only climb hereon.

>Yonko tier
>Comparing him to Shanks, Blackbeard, Kaido, Big mom he doesn't look like it.

He's not Yonko tier, he's in a spot where he can defeat Yonkou commanders with effort, but can't win against Yonkou.

Hard to say. There's such a giant power gap between the Admirals/Emperors and their immediate next step down that Luffy crossing it will require some big new technique.

What has Shanks ever done, though?

>but can't win against Yonkou
He's about to beat Kaido.

He needed tons of people to help him against Doflamingo, and he barely won against Katamuri. Kaido already swatted him effortlessly while significantly drunk.

Stopped a world-changing war with a threat.

Caesar knocked out Luffy effortlessly, too. Context is key.

>Beat 7 times
Where is this coming from?