Saberfags, get the fuck in here. It's time to talk about one of the cutest couples in anime

Based Sellachads

Sorry OP but Shirou canonically belongs to Sakura, now and forever

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>he thinks this

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I can taste your tears from here

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I agree. I personally love this one myself.

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BISEXUAL ICONS!

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I want to fuck the king and her son at the same time. I want Arturia to use me to teach her son how to please a man. I want my dick between the king’s breasts as she and her son practice performing oral on me. I want the king to kiss feed her son semen and teach her to swallow. I want the king to ride my dick like a horse and I want her son’s vagina on my mouth. I want to cum inside the king as I eat out the king’s son. I want the king to part her son's legs and show me her vagina. I want Mordred to scream for her daddy as I pound her. I want to fill her with just as much cum as I filled her father. I want enjoy Arthurian-style oyakodon.

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Explain Rin's attraction to foreign blonds.

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Goal relationship. Real women can never act like Saber, they're all crazy bitches.

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Based

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Shirou loves all of them in their respective routes, but Shirou crushes on Saber and Rin every route lmao sorry wormfags.

>he doesn't know
kek

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They're both canonically heterosexual.

She's only ever dated men.

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I wrote a song for Saber, I hope she likes it.

My love for you is wider than the widest river of yoghurt
My bleeding heart is an open wound, I invite you to probe it

My tears of lust shine like the sun, my love knows no eclipse
I will love you with the frenzy of one thousand chimps

My passion is strong, strong just like my schlong
Your safest option is to play along
Keep your arms inside this train
Our destination is pleasure and pain

Your scent hits me like mustard gas
I‘ll cut your name upon my ass
Your luscious curves make my blood fizz
The sight of you makes my heart jizz

Such is my love for you that I lay a puppy on your pillow
And then I sprinkle it with chocolate

Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire
Refracted in a labrynth of my pain

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah

Woah woah woah woah

Woah woah woah woah woah

Woah woah woah woah woah woah

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah

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Reminder that the cut illya route would have had a cut sella sex scene.

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Same. I don't know why. I've been with numerous girls since first playing the VN and yet in the back of my mind, Saber still stands out as my ideal.
I feel like something must be wrong with me desu

Can you explain what Saber has that real women lack?

Eh, she's not that great. There are good 3D women out there. Saber is bland and isn't good at anything except swordfighting. I can't imagine what a conversation with her would be like desu. She doesn't read books, play vidya, or have any hobbies except swords and eating. A 3D girl with Saber's personality would be bland as shit.

Shirou's a perfect match for her, however, because he's also a sword autist. That's why they're the perfect couple.