YOU ARE MY FRIEND

>be Sasuke
>get massive crush on the only other orphan boy in school, all he wants is to be the ninja boss, have friends
>he is super hetero and you're super autistic, figure out that the best way to keep him in your life is to steal his dream, can't be the best ninja if you're the best ninja, can't have friends if you you're constantly shitting on him, even make a pink haired girl he likes obsessed with you
>plan is working, everything he does feels like it's done to impress you or spite you
>builds up your relationship after forming the team
>plan starts backfiring, he starts getting too good, gets harder to isolate him when he saves the whole city, have to expend effort to keep up, start falling behind
>finally reach the breaking point, he won't fall for you, start to hate him because he won't notice you the way you notice him, keeps calling you his best friend and you can't stand it
>try to push him away and he only becomes more persistent
>try to forget him, run away, fall into bad crowd, leave for years
>see him again, same trying to be your friend, finally gets through to you that no one has ever loved you as much as him
>shit happens
>war happens
>comes back to save his life, he saves yours, you save the world together, finally try to tell him the truth but can't find a chance to
>find out that he is settling in with that sweet shy girl who always loved him, she ended up becoming a bombshell with huge tits and she's the closest thing to a ninja princess, you can never compete
>last ditch effort, try to make him jealous one last time by making a show of liking obsessed pink hair, 'hey Naruto, look out, marrying that girl you're in love with', he doesn't even notice, have sex with her just to see if sex with the girl he liked at least feels close to him

>plan fails, he doesn't notice, he's happy for you and it kills you, you leave the city with no plan to come back
>spends your time in self loathe, you still love him so you decide to support his dream
>pink hair starts sending you texts about a kid
>finds out you have a kid
>ignores it, blacklist the pink hair, spends the next 12 years supporting his dream
>i hope he notices me.
>i still might have a chance.

One of the best Shippuden openings

>YOU ARE MY FRIEND
What’s it like hearing someone say this to you?

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Nope

op didn't post opening 11 though

Shit taste bro

J-rap is god awful

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HERE I AM WITH MY NINJA CLAN

NINJA CLAN HERE WE STAND

It would have been 10/10 if Sasuke never existed

Fun fact: Sasuke was the editor’s idea, not Kishi

I can finally post this.
youtube.com/watch?v=EzdxQ5Xh1Qs

kek

it would have been 10/10 if he was picture related

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He had good idea but Sasuke was a terrible mistake

>rap is god awful
fify

It's okay user, you are my friend.

>first reply wasn't "AHHHHHH"

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I'm not your friend, buddy.

Basically this. Sarada is so much better than Sasuke that it's insane AND I'm sure she wouldn't have gone full revenge autist if put in Sasuke's situation.

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>AHHHHHH

Was Sasuke really his friend? They didn't really spend that much time together as team 7 and Sasuke just tried to kill him for the next thousand chapters.