Staying at a resort, and walked up to the bar after a swim in the golf. Asked the bar cunt how much for a shot of Makers Mark. She said that is 13.00 I told her you know that is 1.5 link and it will be $1000 dollars at the end of the year. She replied, excuse me ? I told her it solves the oracle problem mam.
She said, do you want the shot or not, I said I'd rather have my 1,500 extra dollars at the end of the year. You're never going to make it lady. and walked off. I feel so much better now knowing I put my money in something good
Just bought 1.5 more link -
Wyatt Cruz
Adam Jenkins
Dopamine levels low huh
Camden Hill
>he’s not going to marker’s it
Benjamin James
Nice
Chase Garcia
maker's mark is based, good taste OP
Henry Diaz
>Maker's Mark
Grow up and drink proper booze
Zachary Martin
its cheap supermarket bourbon, you clearly don't have a good taste
Isaiah Reyes
it's very good for the price, faggots
Mason Barnes
We're all gonna make it
Asher Martin
cheaper and better than maker's mark
Landon Reyes
Yes - think abotu all the extra link I would have if I had spent my money on link instead of spending like a nigger on some frivolities
Jeremiah Wood
>Makers Mark
Do you try to painfully kill yourself?
Just drink sulfuric acid, tastes better
Julian Fisher
Checked. What are some real bourbons for dick-having gentlemen?
Andrew Parker
that does look nice, i'll have to try it
Kayden Bell
that was all they had here besides crown
Christopher Edwards
Alcohol literally disrupts the electrical signals to your heart. I don't know why you would risk having a heart attack before making it.
Jace Scott
>Bourbon
Why would you drink liquid shit if there is no shortage on real whiskey?
Xavier Gutierrez
Ethan Smith
>Alcohol literally disrupts the electrical signals to your heart.
Nolan Myers
Bulliet Bourbon
Benjamin Phillips
You're all faggots
Austin Brown
This is true user thank you for the support and wisdom
William Cox
Buffalo Trace, if you can find it.
Ian Nelson
you had 3 years
Bentley Parker
Why not man up and drink whiskey that isnt overly sweet like bourboun.
Why not try scotch.
Try the Talisker 10yo.
James Reyes
Based, like trying to convince Byzantinians the concept of germs
Jonathan Ramirez
This shit is amazing.
Adrian Jones
Disgusting. Fuck these brand name whiskeys, get something locally made, its almost guaranteed to be better than any of that mass produced garbage, unless of course you don’t live in a decent part of the world in which case drink whatever swill will ease your ungodly existence
Luke Edwards
Buffalo trace or four roses are both good choices if you’re ordering at a bar. Otherwise try this one
Landon Robinson
Based this is my favorite brand. Drank the select last night
Levi Harris
>Walmart bourbon
Jose Richardson
$13 dollars for a shot of maker's? the fuck? what shithole country are you in, america?
Jeremiah Martin
Checked BASED AF.