How do I live an exciting life like those faggot zoomers from Instagram without being rich?

How do I live an exciting life like those faggot zoomers from Instagram without being rich?

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travel and stay in hostels to save money and get drugs/vapid whores. also, go to raves/goa. work some shit remote job. do some volunteer work/activism. take pictures. faggot package complete

Put everything on credit cards like most Americans. You can spend your future earnings today, but that doesn't lead to being wealthy. It's your choice.

You don’t. A tip if you are looking for some thrills; Videogames started to bore me so I bought a slingshot from Aliexpress and steel ball bearings from eBay. I shoot out windows (cars and houses) all the time. Stealing and scamming is also alot of fun. I always target large coorperations, never citizens or small business owners.

zoomers aren't happy.

>How do I live an exciting life like those faggot zoomers from Instagram without being rich?
By pretending to be rich. That is all they're doing. Earning from gullible viewers.

sounds like fun. share some scams

Thank you friends

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Living the dream

Put a note on the back window of someones car in a carpark. When they get out to remove it violently beat them.

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I can’t do a single one of those things right now.

I hide shrimps in radiators at my employer’s office. The smell is horrible, and nobody has any idea where it’s coming from.

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instagram is a fake life user, not exciting at all, everyone who posts in that shit is either for money or are just seeking attention to fill the void inside their minds, and when they are dependent on it, makes their life miserable every second they are not looking at posts/comments, or if a photo did better than the last one
just learn to live with yourself and do things that make you happy, don't depend on others for it
>ps used to manage 13 "models" with more than 1m followers

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>I shoot out windows (cars and houses) all the time
>I always target large coorperations, never citizens or small business owners

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Most americans? I don't know anyone who uses credit cards, if they do it's only to build up credit. What kind of low lives do you hang around with?

Canadians

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I have two credit cards. One with a 12k limit and another with a 15k limit. I pay them off every month. Even if I maxed them it would only get me 27k. About enough to party and travel the world for like 3 months.

>without being rich
wagie wagie get back in the cagie

user, you can wagie for a few months, maybe a year while you buy and setup a van life. If you can spend the money and invest in something, you can be really free. A few of my friends do it

Livin like Larry