WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ELF?
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ELF?
Ryan Nguyen
Leo Wilson
a miserable pile of french fries
Adrian Harris
Not a being with fat ears, those are half-elves
Juan Williams
a very, very large pile to be specific
Ian Reyes
took the words right from my mouth count potatula
William Hill
>he's a human
>or worse a DWARF
Gabriel Flores
I wish we'd go back to the sensible version where elves are magical nature spirits that incidentally have human-like bodies except for a few key differences, instead of an actual separate race of organisms
Justin Butler
an elf is just a breeding tool for orcs. the male elf is born to get NTR'd and/or crossdress into faggotry
Nolan Roberts
The elf as ancient lore is basically one of the many spirits of the forest, like gnomes and fairies.
Fantasy elves according to the most common lore they are a species existing before mankind. Cause they are very long lived or even immortal they don't need a huge birthrate and so usually they are relatively few in numbers. And usually possess natural magical powers and understanding of the arcana. These traits are commonly ereditary cause they are supposed to be a distant branch of the fairy species or related to other supernatural creatures like celestials or deities.
Jordan Evans
The guy kinda earned me by that Deedlit cameo, even though shamefully censored.
Now he tries my patience with ever stronger fatfetish getting in the way of the comedy.
Though it's not that bad if you ignore Zig Forums and the obesefag slobs.
Jose Roberts
So blame Tolkien?
Angel Foster
>an elf is just a breeding tool for orcs
NICE TRY ELF
But we are too clever to fall for your lecherous ways!
Angel Adams
Wrong
ya gits
Tyler Wood
In the end, yes.
Tolkien is basically the father of the fantasy genre as intended nowaday.
Justin Wood
Typically
>Long Ears
>Very Slender and athletic.
>Coordinated
>Excellent Archers
>Blonde white ones wear leaves live in forests and commune with nature. While the black ones wear BDSM getup and live in the desert.
>Usually vegetarian.But not always.
Hunter Moore
Blake Hughes
Also tend to live several centuries if not millennia longer than normal human
Alexander Long
what?
I don't need to blame Tolkien
he's not some kind of god mind-controlling people to keep using the non-nature spirit elves
if there's anyone to blame, it's these shitty writers
Christian Gonzalez
human or elf?
Landon Anderson
>wish for more dwarves in anime so I can get my thicc shortstack waifu
>japs just make them loli-bodied or just regular sized humans
I hate japan.
Jason Williams
>japs just make them loli-bodied or just regular sized humans
Good because what you posted is disgusting.
Isaac Baker
>female dwarf with no beard
I don't like it.
Asher Parker
Why are you gay?
Gabriel Walker
If there is one thing I curse Tolkien eternally for it is creating faggots like you.
Carson Young
crispr perfection
Hunter Gray
Shinju no Nectar has a great dwarf waifu.
Blake Sullivan
elves are for ___
Dylan Cruz
Melting..
John Davis
What did he mean by this?
Nolan Fisher
Kill all knife ears
Wyatt Myers
Sorry if you think every fantasy race has to have human standards of beauty
You're the problem user, not I.
Maybe you enjoy the homogenizing of fantasy races to fit human convenience but I don't
Carter Smith
Connor Nelson
I want brown Tomo
Lincoln Johnson
>Tags: Elf
>1200 results
>Tags: Elf exclude:rape
>100 results
Isaiah Brooks
you best believe that's a grudgin'
Gabriel Rivera
A human woman only made perfect
Bentley Lee
you know what he means
Blake Hernandez
neko sans mimi