Say whatever you want about Sakura, if she existed IRL she'd be top tier waifu material.
>feminine >likes to cook and take care of the house >modest to the point of being shy >great body >shows nothing but respect and admiration for Shirou
Call him a cuck for ending up with "damaged goods", but Shirou actually found a diamond in the rough by picking Sakura.
Notice how in Heaven's Feel regular ending she stays in the Emiya household and never tries to find another man like a true yamato nadeshiko would Rin have done that ? Hell no, she's a cold blooded magus, she'd have just moved on to another man . Would Saber have done that ? Not either, she's not a woman in the classical sense, she gave up on her womanhood the day she picked the sword.
Sakura is the only true woman in Fate Stay Night, that's why she's perfect for Shirou "hopefully that girl will act less feminine after getting molested" Emiya. Notice how the UBW route ends up with him becoming a hero of justice, but along that path, becoming Rin's Servant
True. Sakura is the best girl, I would love nothing more than to explore every nook and cranny of her obscene body and run a train through her loose and dirty holes. I love her, I want nothing more than to break her.
I'm just happy to find out Shirou's personality type is ISFP just like me, that explains why I emphasize so much with him especially during Heaven's Feel. Doing what you feel is right is the way to go, I wouldn't kill my purple-haired sundress-wearing big titty girlfriend just because she might kill the whole city
ISFJ seems to be right. Good enough perception of what's going on around her, obviously a feeler, and doesn't strike me as much of a slow thinker, she'd just act on the spot. That's also the "motherly" and "nurse" type, it fits her and can go crazy in some situations (I think)
Sebastian White
Oh right, also ISFJ is most likely to avoid attacking others and bottles up their problems. Just like Sakura spent her entire life not telling anyone of the hell she was living and even at the end of UBW we see her feeding Shinji with a smile at the hospital. It took evil itself possessing her for her to actually let the trauma run wild.
Jackson Campbell
Really good analysis. Oh how I wish I could teach Sakura to gain some self confidence and watch her take revenge on males by dominating them.
Healed!Sakura is perfection. But is it just me or she looks more like a milf when healed? >tfw you'll never be publicly teased and sexually harassed by your boss Sakura at the office
Just imagine, she asks you to get more paper for the copy machine and forces you to kneel to stare at your ass. Then you feel a hand slapping it but as you turn back Sakura is focused on some paperwork, you wonder but maybe it was just your imagination.
Slowly things start getting more overt, such as her leaning over you to make some suggestions, pressing her huge breasts against your back or arm harder everytime. She gives you a good view of her cleavage as she leans over, then chastises you for staring too much and calls you a pervert. You can't prove she's doing it on purpose and no one believes you when you tell them. You start to fap on the office bathroom after a day of hard work to get your mind off her beautiful jugs.
As you continue working together she talks to you about her life, how she gets bored and lonely at home. How it's been years since she's been with a real man, all while seductively licking a lolipop.
She starts getting more agressive as she gets more hot and bothered, reprimanding you in public, telling you how she'd have to personally correct you in her office in front of everyone, then leaning over you and whispering how you need a good spanking. She goes on touching your dick as she passes you by, grabbing your balls hard enough for it to hurt but letting go so fast your coworkers are confused about why you're prone to screaming whenever she passes you by. She definitely has the hots for you but you are afraid of losing your job if someone starts yelling favouritism for banging your boss.
She gets nastier at work, telling you how she could have you fired any moment she wanted, and how you'd be unable to do anything about it. She asks you if you got any balls or if you're a virgin, then whispers to you that she may have to make you a man as she runs her hands through your erect limb.
A friend of mine thinks Sakura is an INFJ. Thoughts on that?
Colton Hughes
I hope you die you fucking bitch, fucking feminist trash ruining the world. Suck my dick, lick my balls, kiss my ass, eat my shit, impale yourself, flail yourself, slap yourself. If you're a woman you fail as a woman, if you're a man you fail as a man, reconsider your life and every single even that led to you writing this atrocious pile of shit which, just in case you're asking, I have only read three words of, "boss", "revenge" and "Sakura", I spit on you, SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Hudson Ramirez
You arrive to work one day only to find dirty panties in your locker. You can already guess who put them there but lock the door fast before anyone can see them and assume the worst of you. Once again you have no way to prove it was Sakura. You try to keep your mind focused on the day's tasks but your mind keeps wandering to your locker and what is stored there. You wonder what they must smell like, the thick scent of your boss' pubes as they rub all day against the cloth, you wonder if Sakura got a bush or how she'd shave and trim her pubic hair. Fuck you are starting to get hard again.
During lunch hours you decide to take a quick break and go to your locker. You retrieve a pair and take a quick sniff. The potent aroma wafts all over you as you make your way to the bathroom and masturbate furiously, cumming all over the panties. You put them in your bag and decide to never do this again.
Later on the day Sakura calls you to the office and as you sit on the chair in front of her she stands up, walks towards your seat, leans over you and grabs your balls while pushing her cellphone against your face. You see a picture of yourself sniffing her panties and your blood freezes. She scrolls the phone and shows you other pictures of yourself in the bathroom masturbating and tells you how she could take those pictures to hr and have you fired on the spot, then prosecuted for workplace harassment.
She grins as she sees you tense, and she whispers in your ear that you'll stay in the office that night and how you need to show her a good time if you don't want to be fired. A part of you wants to go running and never come back, but you know better. She got so many connections and she's in such a good standing that she'd find you and make you regret it.
She lacks the complex internal world needed for an N type. She's actually quite simple and quite content with a normal life by Shirou's side.
