Sasuke is a schizo homosexual, or at the very least asexual...

Sasuke is a schizo homosexual, or at the very least asexual, and the only reason he is with Sakura and had Sadara is because he felt a pressure to continue his lineage and just goes along with society's expectations. Convince me otherwise.

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You're right. He has never shown any interest in having sex with girls. His Sakura marriage felt forced. Kishi should have just made him single.

Yeah... sorry

The only version of Sasuke that shows interests in the opposite sex is the one in the other dimension, aka the reversed version.

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Best Sasuke

What a retard.

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If he truly wanted to continue the Uchiha lineage he should have way more kids

he has no particular affection for sakura but a kind of attachment from when they were teammates (it was a pretty bad time for him, think about it, he's gonna be really attached to anyone who was remotely nice to him around this time) so after the end when he realized how badly he'd gone off the rails he felt bad for the people who used to be his friends and thought "I guess I'll try to make her happy."

I doubt he enjoys the relationship much, probably more on account of being dead inside than sakura's unlikeable stalker personality. most of his other relationships are so much worse it doesn't even register and he basically still thinks of her as the annoying kid who used to hang around him in school. every morning he wakes up next to her, remembers itachi is dead and just cries for a bit. sakura thinks it's amazing because she can finally be useful and emotionally support her waifu-boy.

similar things happened with karin, except it's more of a FWB situation and he cries less because he actually cares what she thinks of him. and she's smart enough to use contraception.

we don't know that he doesn't

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Sakura will have to rape him again.

this guy's going to knock up every single girl in town, even the sisters, daughters and mothers in the same families, and it'll completely destroy the lines of succession in noble clans across the village. they will all be uchiha.

every family will become uchiha.

in this timeline, madara wins, and konoha is theirs. all thanks to itachi's slutty, slutty brother.

This

He prefers being with Naruto over Sakura.

At least 10.

wut?

Let's be honest, it was the best solution to get Sakura off his dick. He's the only guy who can hop dimensions and kill ninja alliums and didn't need her attempting to stalk him doing it.

the dude saw his whole family die then was mind raped by his own brother. twice. then groomed by Snake!Michael Jackson, beaten to a pulp by a nigger with a demon inside him, beaten by his brother again just before realizing that his brother was """""" a good guy all along """""" and killing him. and finally beaten to a pulp by a retard with a demon inside him.

do you expect the guy to be normal? is a wonder he was able to get it up to make Sarada

I haven’t watched Naruto since the first part played on Toonami in like 04 but I’ve seen screenshots and clips of Shippuden and Boruto and it seems like 2/3 of the characters have the same goofy emo fringe covering one side of their face haircut. What’s the deal?

he didn't kill itachi he just kinda pretended to lose then died at his feet from the general unfairness of the world
not sure if that's worse or better

>beaten to a pulp by a nigger with a demon inside him
Kek

I want to kiss Madara and hold his hand in public

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it's not about lineage, it's as a favor to naruto and as atonement

My favorite scene in the series is when Sasuke wakes up after Itachi dies and Tobi is standing over his bed, ready to try to mind rape him because now he knows that Itachi's final wish is to protect the leaf village. Then Sauce goes "Look, you and me are gonna go honor my brother's memory by burning down the leaf village". Even Tobi's completely baffled by it. It's great.

Madara became a girl???

You are mixing up events

>page that beefags don’t want to see

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fuck you shitsgay should've died

good thing his daughter is a slut.

If sexuality changed in the other dimension, shouldn't Konoha be majority gay?

>Snake!Michael Jackson
Snachael Jackson

Madoka Madara

I'm sorry, didn't you know user? characters interested in girls can only be comical relief characters and they always get physically abused by the opposite sex. Those characters usually die alone and virgin just like Jiraija or Ebisu sensei.