Why would Arararagi date a Yandere?

She stabbed him with a stapler for fuck's sake. He cured her weightlessness and asking for a date is how she thanked him just right after she stabbed him?. If a girl asked me out after she stabbed me with a stapler, I would've run away from her,

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he's not a little pussy that cries over a staple.

araragi is a chad (unlike you) who eventually makes a proper wife out of her

If a girl stabbed you with a stapler, what do?

I'm not Araragi.

coincidence? i think not

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I would simply take the staple out and then support her with her trauma that led to her becoming violent and abrasive

She tricked him into thinking that she was a Tsundere instead

It's just garbage for virgins who think a bitch can be tamed or change. Don't think too much about it.

You sound like a simp tb h

>used goods

If I remember correctly he loves the banter with her. I'm pretty sure it says something along those lines in the books.

I really had trouble with her banter on my first watch, it feels weird being sarcastic and all with a blank expression. inb4 autist

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I'd simp for any of the gataris

He is a shy virgin

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it depends if I would be an immortal vampire or not

Go the fuck back and take your nigger buzzwords with you.

Because the author knows that viewers will waifu her because of this. Waifufags are unironically mental.

imagine being so assmad over crab banter lmfao

t. mentally ill waifufag as expected

bad writing

>If a girl stabbed you with a stapler, what do?
Punch her dumb face.

That's why no one will remember your name, boy.

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PTMD

I'd avoid her from then on.

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based

she's hot and cute

that's because your gay OP

Nigger just fucking make a monogatari thread if you want to discuss it that badly instead of making threads asking the same dumbfuck bait question every fucking time one goes down.

Are you autistic?

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yes

Simp. Keep rewarding evil behavior just because it has a pretty shell and it makes your pee-pee tingle.

this one is also gay like OP