Why doesn't he have any children? Even Asuma did

Why doesn't he have any children? Even Asuma did.

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spammed Kamui too much and turned infertile

too busy reading porn

he's too redpilled

Uchiha thiccrada

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He hasn't even shown up yet in the manga

>tfw you're a 50yo man without wife and children and addict to porn books

You can't land a girl if you keep reading ero shit. They're all going to assume you're a creep.

I always thought Kakashi was just asexual, or just had no desire to marry and have kids. Maybe he thought it'd take away his carefree lifestyle and freedom, since he'd have more responsibilities with a family.

he doesn't show his face so that men dont realize their wives cheated on them when they look at their kids.

>nuruto threads now accepted on nu Zig Forums
what a fall...

I was gonna say tsunade, but I forgot shes an old hag
his only choice is that snake girl right? other than that,
the other one who had a baby with asuma
maybe kakashi can date her if he has no more options?

Kakashi has no interest in a romantic relationship with someone. And I doubt he has the urge to have kids of his own, he views team 7 almost as children, which leads me to believe he'd be a terrible parent

Despite his growth, Kakashi is a fucked up person mentally and emotionally, I think he uses porn books as an escape route because he's entirely incapable of giving someone the type of relationship he thinks they'd want. You don't become a spec ops assasin at 10 years old and not have severe mental and emotional trauma

I wonder if you can fuck a shadow clone transformation jutsu?

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>spends all his time reading porn
>asexual

Shut the fuck up narutard.

Have you been gone that long? You know, if you leave for long enough, you become a newfriend again

Deepest lore

other naruto thread got deleted off of the face of earth with no trace

Or he h kids but he doesn't parade them about.

He's pretty fucked in the head.

Well, I mean, he never seemed to express romantic feelings for any female in the anime, at least none that I can recall. He reads erotic stories, so I do find it strange that he likes erotica but doesn't really seem to show interest in actual women or romance, or sex...

We all know Kakashi is very attractive without his mask. He could easily fuck most women in the village if he really wanted to do so.

no kino senju (or whatever OP bloodline) slut x kakashi god child

fucking why

kakashi's kid would be so op, isnt the copy ninja shit in his blood? maybe he doesnt want to put his son in the ninja world with dumbass hokages like Naruto

kek

Spent too much time crying over his dead gf and bf. Let him enjoy retirement with his BFF Gai.

I mean, he had one student who he kinda treated like his kid and look how that turned out. Some people are not cut out to become parents, also probably just too lazy to deal with women bullshit.

Kakashi is volcel

Reading/watching porn is different from actually wanting to do it physically.

If you read the newer lightnovels you would know that he adopted 2 orphans and they live in another village by themselves

Damn, Kakashi realized that leaving Naruto in charge was such a bad idea that he grabbed some kids and booked it out of there.