>Scathach is offering to train you.
>You will learn to fight, how to use Runes and Formalcraft, and be brought up to superhuman levels of fitness (think low level Sevant tier).
>It will involve extreme pain, you will be pushed beyond human limits, but she will ensure you survive.
>If you somehow manage to impress her, she will give you a copy of Gea Bolg.
>There is no chance in hell of her sleeping with you.
Would you accept? Why or why not? What would you do after your training?
Yes, I train to gain power and I’m done hopefully she would have fallen in love with me.
I fuse with JetCHAD instead like Koharu did with Galahad in Requiem, and forcefully rape Scatkek. Cope.
No.
I'm not interested on learning something that isn't profitable.
Bone Aoko instead.
I'd rather get merlin to train me than scathach
I thought Scathach got off on turning young boys in to men? How is sex off the table?
CuChulain. became to cocky died miserably. Atleast Diarmuid got better fate.
Gilgamesh is better. I'd rather serve the KING
How long would you last until you make a slip about Shishou's age? And how do you die?
Merlin isn't very dependable though, and Merlin and the one person he trained also happened to be chock full of mana so is it really even his fault Seiba is strong?
>learn how to become a jobber
no thanks.
>Scathach not sleeping with her students
Good one.
Beat her in single combat and then rape her as is my right
>There is no chance in hell of her sleeping with you
Are you sure about that?
Yeah, runes seem cool and it will probably be more satisfying than my current life. Sex is unnecessary and not a concern. I'll figure out what to do with all that knowledge and skills later.
>become an athlete
>swim in money
>have sex with literally anyone you want
Woman is immortal. If I train hard enough, then I can become immortal as well, then win her affections by virtue of being literally the last man on Earth.
No way, being a lancer is a death wish.
First, do I have to cross that rope bridge across a bottomless pit where the bridge is vertical instead of horizontal and actively trying to throw me off?
>Hag
Meh. I'd rather sex train with my emperor.
No, instead she is gonna break one of your arms and throw you down a cliff. You will have until sundown to climb back up or be thrown back down to start over.
Fuck off scatnigger.
Cringe
Based
How quick would the Clocktower be on your ass if it was known you where trained by Scathach and had Gae Bolg?
Five minutes.
Depends does it involve cbt?
Can she just step on me instead?
Can I like, get trained in magic by Skadi instead
Fucking Skadi just come to my Chaldea already
Just roll more.
could I just learn how the runes work? sounds easier
I have only 8 Quartz left, I'm a little scared I might not have enough for the next campaigns
Just buy more quartz, don't you want your waifu?
Sorry i'm not a whale
Merlin is one of the best sword fighters and casters in the series.
I think there is guaranteed SSR campaign in Fgo right now. I managed to get Skadi and Karna.
Can I just be Drake's first mate instead?
>There is no chance in hell of her sleeping with you.
what about sitting on my face?
They wouldn't care for the most part. You're low servant tier with a cursed spear that can't heal and some rune, nothing special. May get a Sealing Designate without much enforcement. If:
>Touko
>Zouken
are still there, they would give less than half a fuck about you