Why have birds not developed human-like intelligence?
Humans also didnt until some aliens chose to give it to primates.
How convenient
Imagine a planet of the apes but with birds
they have
That’s a fish
Then why does it have wings?
because they werent selected that way. the same thing with women. they arent selected for their brain, they hardly need it.
flying faster, higher, more agile is way more important
500iq play
OP, intelligence is not a predicate. Don’t expect it to arise often or (possibly) naturally at all.
>be humans
life of toiling and wageslavery, years given in exchange of health all in some vain pursuit of a lamberrari 300.5ST
>be bird
eat organic fruits and nuts, FUCKING FLY, take poops on wageslaves lamberarris as they toil away
seems to me, they're far ahead mate.
they have
crows bring shiny things to people in exchange for food, because they know humans like jewelry.
they'll fuck around playfully like snowboarding on objects on rooftops (play linked to intelligence)
crows are pretty smart actually
good point
good point
This is now a crow thread
never fuck with crows
Fucking based
crows can remember faces and solve puzzles that even chimps can't handle
Thats magpies you rocket.
magpies are total bro ter, they always suss people who are never gonna do them harm, and stay the fuck away from them who will - lot of people chase them as superstitious. If you anywhere near a garden, and you got magpies living in it, you based and blessed
fagpies have nothing on crows in terms of observable intelligence, its not even fucking close.
Good thread
my maggers versus your scabby crows.
any bet you like
but the crows would never show up, complete cowards
The only thing that makes us special is opposible thumbs
there would be a veritable murder on the scene. crows don't travel alone, your fagpies have no friends.
cowards hunt in packs
magpies are monogamous, nearly always in a pair. But never mob-handed. Unlike some scabrous blights of the sky I could mention
btw link has hit support for now me thinks, just to make it biz. also, I truly believe that and would like to share with my fellow birders.
caucasian euroids hunted in packs and created the world you live in boy
>a veritable murder
indeed. literal sky niggers
>caucasian euroids
stop getting technical cause your losing, badly, faggot
I think crows are the smartest animals when it comes to problem solving
tfw have both magpies and crows making regular appearances
i think about this literally every day, when i see the crows (the chads of the bird world) just sitting in high places CAWWing at us idiot humans down below. then they just fly around and eat some trash or something while i have to wageslave, it's not fair bros.
They do have so called alulas (bastard wings). Birds use their claws quite dexterously (pic-related). Also, for example cockatoos can lift themselves up by their beak.
how many LINK to get elite enough surgery to become a human sized crow
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