How do I casually hint I have a big link stack on tinder?

How do I casually hint I have a big link stack on tinder?

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You tell them outright and then they laugh at you can call you a retard but then you tell them you made 20 grand from it and they say they don't care but they do and from then on out they think you're a smart autistic instead of a creepy autistc.

put retired in you bio

Don't.

Bio: Chad, Investor Extraordinaire, HomeOwner, SlaverOwner, NatSoc.

TRAD WIFE MATERIAL ONLY, WHORES SWIPE LEFT

you mean grindr?

>must be virginity

UH OH
I SEE AREOLA

Sage
Kys op. Everything about your post is wrong and punishable by death
>BUY AMPL

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WHORE

Even if you have a billion dollars, I never understood how anyone gets attracted to thots and gold diggers.

I made 50k today, lets go party tonight

>By the way, I don't realise I'm a homogay.

>Even if you have a billion dollars, I never understood how anyone gets attracted to hot girls who are willing to do literally anything because you can buy them weed, shiny rocks, and fresh avocado.

>how can I hold all these plums

Prostitution is the purest form of sex.

>mfw its 8am and i just got off /s/ to check out Zig Forums

Job Title: LINK Marine

Ego and putting pussy on a pedestal.

wait just 1 minute, what exactly do you classify as "big"?

good idea, so some hoe can ask you for a date and her chad nigger bf can murder you for your stack

AND I SEE A BENIS

Escorts are cheaper than girlfriends and they always put out when you want it, which isn’t that often once you know you can have it whenever you feel like it. The value of recreational sex is 99% scarcity and 1% novelty. Unless you want children it’s an unfulfilling waste of time.

sweet vishnu

Wear one of these in pic

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>alternative currency entrepreneur

Who is this semen demon ?

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Simple, you need to make it clear that woman are worthless, that link is in fact superior to them. This will grab their attention, women are jealous creatures, they believe they are the center of the universe. This will show that your aspirations are grander than just pussy and in turn they will have a peaked interest in what could take their place in your eyes. Women are trending down, they need to be reminded.

put your seed phrase in your tinder profile

shes beautiful

big nose, DISGUSTING