>be Jack the motherfucking Drought
>your childhood friend and crush since you first learned how to wash your willy is tearfully regaling you with her father's rather old fashioned discipline methods
>"It was awful, Jack! I'm a full grown man and he still treats me like a little girl!"
>you've learned by now it's easier to entertain Yamato's delusions of being Oden than try to correct her
>"I just told him I wanted to have a few Minks like Oden did, I'd take care of them and everything, a-and he just pulled my pants down like I was five and started beating my ass! I"
"Well, you know, 'most' people wouldn't live through Kaido-san hitting their butt full force like that. You should be thankful you're so tough..."
>"That's not the point, Jack! The point is that its humiliating and painful!"
"Better than the Bad Boy Bag at least..."
>"IT IS NOT! My butt's as red as an apple! Here, look!"
>QT oni gf (you wish) suddenly pulls down her pants and underwear brazenly in front of you and your mind goes blank
>"See? Feel it, it's even still hot!"
>yfw
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for me, it's pigtails
most handsome Strawhat
Why would usopp be a nigger if he's from east blue?
Aren't all the black characters in one piece from west blue?
reminder that jack possesses ridiculous feats and most likely has the biggest cock in the beast pirates
This arc can't get worse can it?
Kitty has a gun prosthetic
Greetings
I inquire about your physical and emotional stature at this specific moment in time
The lable which had been endowed to me and me alone by thy parental figures is jack
In these next arcs, i will be explaining, reviewing, and obtaining a emotion containing the prefix known
to human kind as "Respect"
Which in measuring terms can be used to represent the value of "value"
to demonstrate the very emotion that of which i had just described in dialogue previously started in my
presentation, i will now provide an example of the "respect" which shall be the main Observation of today's
performance.
(A gasp of most negative influences)
Oh being of humanity which encircles the Earth which had derived me of multiple stages of assumed evolution
overtime encompassing all prior creatures before their existence currently developing new sorts of technology
in order to continue its conquest for domination amongst other species unsuited for the means of the intended sentence.
Poppycock!!!
The intended action that which encompassing the prefix "Respect" had currently been left in a location unknown
and useless to the explanation of said and thus present a newly found conundrum from my gathering as thi jack.
Left without proper preparations, i find my cheeks shining with the hue of the most intense of flames due to
the sheer amounts of clumsiness and lack of attention with which i have allowed to escape the bounds of my knowledge.
This is Luffy's future wife
Fear not my fellow leader of an organisation withing lands shrouded by a intense theme and literature of
Japanese culture and ferocious creatures knows as beasts, for our adventures shan't end without the presence
of the very form which we presently seek.
A figment caused by vibrations from the left hemisphere of the brain has allowed me to summon a idea of new origin.
in order to right the Wrong which i had previously stated, we shall venture anew for the rebellious persona that is known
by other known beings, thus living withing these lands names by thi as "Wano", know name of apparent power
and popularity around the hemisphere know as earth, which thi name is "Strawhat" which we seek.
To the road, crewmates of varying ages, nationalities, and knowledge, let us venture foward into the Unknown
, proceeding in the direction traditionally labeled as "left" due to its opposite view for which we use to absorb
literary knowledge.
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>Luffy will sound like this
Remember that scene when that fat fucking overgrown gremlin was stuffing her face?
Imagine being Jack in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Big Mom, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific drooling monster face. I would totally have a child with you, both me and my brothers" when all he really wants to do is fuck another tight horse pussy in his toy room. Like seriously imagine having to be Jack and not only stand there while Big Mom flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable torch light barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, sweet after sweet, hour after hour, while she perfected the act of swallowing without chewing. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on the dungeon tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHARLOTTE LINLIN LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to be there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Gifters and Wano geishas and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE PIRATE CAREER coming straight out of the hoods in Fishman Island. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to be there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with thousand of cakes in the previous months. And then she calls for another round of dumplings, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before Kaidou himself could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Jack. You're not going to lose your future pirating career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
The only thing I'll be dreading in the netflix show is them including romance in the strawhats.
the only good casting choice for any role in OP is Kyriakos Grizzly as Queen
Quickly, cease the functions of the lower extremities of your body for i have information absolutely vital to your
search for with which i feel will influence and ease your adventure for the one given a title know to many others
of which surround similar interests "strawhat"including the desired amount of individual travelers that of which follow
said individual in unexpected discoveries around said world.
Did you ever listen to Luffy's japanese voice
>Jack my butt hurts can you rub it?
Apologies little creature of childish design, I am unable to concur with the request of halting the natural movement of my lower
portion. My business links only to the discovery, investigation and examination of the very form which you have stated to obtain
my attention previously.
LuNa is canon
Why was Robin so mean?
Comrade, i implore that you deny the anxiousness which wells up in the twin appendages below your chest cavity.
The information which dwells within me shall completely alter your course in its entirety for the greater good.
Fair, still weird tho, but i guess that is kind of intentional.
>survived a battle with and was never caught by sengoku,fujitora and tsuru
>only one to survive a hit by zunesha
>bitch slapped around the minks for a week without rest. Had to go try to save doffy from admirals
>elephants out of all land animals have the largest penises
Jack is gonna have the longest fight. A battle of wills and endurance. In the same range as Katakuri and Lucci
ay, any draw requests?
Dearest acquaintance, i am full aware of that which you are foolishly thrusting in the 180 degree's which
covers my vantage point. However, the trails which face me now dominate that of the sign which you don demanding
the decrease in movement for safety purposes. If i were to comply with your requests to destroy the current
movements in my body, my mission to achieve newly acquired knowledge of the continously mentioned piece would be
compromised. i challenge you to provide the answers with which i seek whilst revealing only the crimson side with you possess.
i dare, nay, i implore you, manipulated play device ,to eject the answer without the use of the boneless rags which
make up your own torso.
Stop posting this shit everyday.
Jack in OP's story, or anything of Jack in general.
Pic related should've been cast as Luffy.
i shall Now reintegrate that which i have started numerous times previously in the quandary we find our selfs overwhelming
perplexed by currently. For, i have successfully acquired the very answer which has eluded you for this entire duration.
Kiku in a One Piece bikini
Tekkings autism and love for the series would make him a great luffy if he could act
BASED ACE IMPREGNATOR OF YAMATO
>Shanks, one day the Fish-Men are gonna live under the sun with us
dont forget
>ashura is probably the strongest living samurai next to denjiro
>STILL gets hit by jack
>Cute live action Luffy never ever
Official List of canon ships
LuffyXNami
ZoroXTashigi
UsoppXKaya
RobinXFranky
SmokerXHina
(Unnecessary exhale expressing astonishment, wonder, and a sudden revelation!)
Pause the metric system of time which beats internally on your mind for approximately 60,000 milliseconds.
(Observe that which i have just obtained through the twin optics set upon my cranium)
It is the exact value representing the person of value that lord Kaido needs, magnitudes Far greater then that of any other
if you proceed to take adequate notes on that which we are discussing, it is both possible and probable to notice that the person
both parties have interest and ambition to see upon are in certain distant grasp that of the specific
which was required.
From the gathered facts, we can conclude that the very person which we have sought since the beginning of this quest have sat before
my very pupils throughout the entire duration!
Excelsior, we have successfully collected the most holy of informational forms of discovery's!
Fantastically glorious source of the unknown location of whose meaning revolves around the halting of this specific
individual that we have been location for various amounts of time which has been spent looking for such an individual and though who travel
amoungst ,in the current nation of
"Wano".
Yamato casually walking in naked (can cover the naughty bits) to the male bathes while Jack, Drake, and Page One, who are already in the water, swiftly cover their junk and look on shocked at the female intruder making her way to their bath.
Bonus points if you have a fence separating the female bath and have Ulti poking her head above the top to make sure Pay-Pay washes his willy. If this is too much feel free to cut whatever until its at a level of request you feel like doing but if you can only include one male, make it Jack.
Yamatofags is what happens when anti-Carrotfags get too vocal. The cute rabbit isn't that bad now, huh?
According to the Vivre Cards, Jack doesn't know Haki.
Is he fucking people up with sheer base stats alone?
Robin was a little aggressive back in Thriller bark
carrotfags and kikufags are worse
yesterday's ultifags is today's yamatofags
Official List of canon ships
LuffyXLaw
ZoroXHis swords
UsoppXNami
RobinXMe
SmokerXJustice
I'd take genderbent Luffy over that retard
actually good
>vivre card databooks
I wouldn't really put too much faith in those.
Copeffy
Four out of five, not bad
Nothing will ever beat Carrotfags when it comes to how cancerous they can be.
>put on red tanktop and strawhat with magic marker under the eye
>"""cosplay"""
Women are worthless
Reminder that Nami got ARLONGED
i cant wait for blackbeard to do a Fuckyou to the strawhat crew and send each of his crew to the strawhats homes and kill someone there.
>luffy - the village
>zoro - his teacher
>nami - her village
> usopp - his misses
> sanji - blackleg
>chopper - that old hag doctor and the bull dude
>robin - just robin
>frank - his town
>brook - the whale
>jimbe - his fishmen crew
> all the strawhats - Vivi
Watch Chad blackkedBeard do it and its gonna be great to read
Where does the Robin x Franky pairing come from?
Have they ever even exchanged a word of dialogue other than Robin calling him a freak?
idk man yamato is RAPIDLY on her way to having an incredibly fuckin obnoxious fanbase
Luffy shouldn't look like a cute anime boy.
Robin squeezed his balls
>carrotfags and kikufags
Yet, it's anti-Carrotfags the ones who can never shut the fuck up about carrot. Every. Single. Time. Rent free. For years. To the point they just bandwagon the shitty waifu of the month just to spite her, like the spamming "Yamatofags" or "Ultifags".
And Kiku posting was always a meme. Albeit a dumb one. Kikufags don't actually exist.
CARROT CARROT CARROT CARROT it's all you retards ever do.
>Luffy shouldn't look like a retard
?
Neck yourself Kikutranny.
good that'd be stupid
what's the meme claiming this guys the official Luffy, I've seen no proof
Seeing how there's all this talk of the Live Action maybe something related to that. Like the real life people some characters are based off cosplaying as that character
This brings back what bigmememum wanted to do this to sanji if he didnt listen.
would bring shock desu and some reason to hate blackkedbeard
>carrotfags immediately seething
Why does the cute rabbit girl of the Straw Hat Pirates cause so much anger?
>Kikufags don't actually exist.
she cute
>sanji - blackleg
jesus christ BB isnt playing around
his dad could have come from anywhere user hes a Yonko commander level guy
>CARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROTCARROT
Rent free.
Yes he should
ODAAAAA
Where my nigga Usopp?
I imagine Carrotfags used to be much more worse than they are nowadays which is why some traumatized anons are being extremely and expectedly paranoid and schizophrenic about them.
They haven’t spent 4 years shilling a background character though.
