Why are Christmas Cakes still single?

Why are Christmas Cakes still single?

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Males tend to be attracted towards young females, but I sure love older woman tho

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RAPIST

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Because then they wouldn't be cakes.

Okay, so what leads them to being single in the first place?

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that one is in a relationship tho

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A shitty writer.

faggots can't handle a tomboy/cake and reverse-dom her, or want an easy prey such as a younger woman

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Tomboy cakes were made for suffering I guess

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Because they didn't grow up as B U S S L U T S

sluts deserve the rope

If Shizuka had stayed on the fuck bus I imagine the students wouldn't have listened to that guy because they'd be too busying being balls deep in all of her holes

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Neck your life my dude, Bus Sluts are top tier.

Now that's a healthy mindset.

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Now I want a Mad Max-esque matriarchy run by sluts

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bet you are into NTR too nigger

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Herbivores

Because they experienced the highs of wild nonmonogamous sex in college and are now all used up. Their standards are blown out and they expect every guy to be perfect. That's why they're single in their mid 20s and later, they have no problem finding and fucking a guy but if he's not their image of perfection they'll dump him and try to find better.

What if they're a virgin?

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Why would they be?

They're too pretty to be approached
And never got the talk about the birds and the bees

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>They're too pretty to be approached
Only if you're as autistic as I am

Well Japanese might be

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they are neither shy or scary in their nature not to talk about the fact that despite their beauty they're still single.

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What would a date with Tearju be like?

nonstop mating press

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Hell fucking yeah buddy!

Christ, no.

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Homewreckers

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Ironic how the woman with the smallest titties is the only one getting any action

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