/smg/ - Stock Market General

The eternal suffering of Robert edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/glasses/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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First for based anime

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It is time for dinner. Europe opening soonish.

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DENNY'S BROS WHERE ARE WE

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anyone else holding a bag of SHLL (hyliion)

Soon. After earns.

I want you to suffer, not going to give you any reassurances.

reminder you cannot talk about mining stocks because it is somehow not related to the stock market
Now back to tech

NTH FOR METAL OF THE PRECIOUS KINDS.

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10th for CLSK predictions tommorow?

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Blessed post.
What’s for din din?

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I WILL RENAME THIS THREAD TO STOCK MARKET AND COMMODITIES AND DERIVATIVES AND LEVERAGED INVERSE HORSE RACING WAGERS GENERAL AND YOU CANNOT STOP ME

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6 contracts $10c 8/21 REPORTING FOR FAT GAINS SIR

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Hello from Fremont.
Tesla will post earnings of $0.17 per share tomorrow.
Don't tell the SEC I said this.

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Daily reminder that if you support any rights for faggots besides the right to a bullet in the head, you support child molestation. These people are so deranged in the fucking head that they each each others feces, and yet plenty of Americans are happy to see them "married." You deserve what's happening to your country.
>Daily reminder that if you support any rights for faggots besides the right to a bullet in the head, you support child molestation. These people are so deranged in the fucking head that they each each others feces, and yet plenty of Americans are happy to see them "married." You deserve what's happening to your country.
Daily reminder that if you support any rights for faggots besides the right to a bullet in the head, you support child molestation. These people are so deranged in the fucking head that they each each others feces, and yet plenty of Americans are happy to see them "married." You deserve what's happening to your country.
>Daily reminder that if you support any rights for faggots besides the right to a bullet in the head, you support child molestation. These people are so deranged in the fucking head that they each each others feces, and yet plenty of Americans are happy to see them "married." You deserve what's happening to your country.
Daily reminder that if you support any rights for faggots besides the right to a bullet in the head, you support child molestation. These people are so deranged in the fucking head that they each each others feces, and yet plenty of Americans are happy to see them "married." You deserve what's happening to your country.
>Daily reminder that if you support any rights for faggots besides the right to a bullet in the head, you support child molestation. These people are so deranged in the fucking head that they each each others feces, and yet plenty of Americans are happy to see them "married." You deserve what's happening to your country.

>What’s for din din?
potatoes and sausage and maybe a some eggs. I am on high calorie power man diet right now.

whatever the cause, it does not change the fact of where we are and where we're going. Economy is in a full bubble that is bound to pop soon.

What's the newest meme stock that hasnt dumped yet? I need some gains tomorrow bros

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if ur looking for something that hasnt dumped yet youre already too late

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Being a sex offender is the worst thing ever
How do I even come back from this?

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Does anyone know why CLSK is up? i saw it PnD today but it's just keeps on going up
rent free

Can I get a code name from you that I can yell at in tomorrow's /smg/ breads in case you are right

Musta-krakish
Musta-krakish
Musta-krakish (The time has come)
Musta-krakish (To awaken silver)
Musta-krakish
Musta-krakish
Musta-krakish (I call upon the ancient lords of the Bogs)
Musta-krakish (To bring forth this element and)
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken
Take the gains, that must be taken
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken
Devour fiat, smite forsaken
Rise up from your thousand year-old sleep
Break forth from your grave eternally
I command you to rise, rise, rise, rise
Rise, rise, rise, rise

How long are we holding CLSK? Is $18 target obtainable?

what a chad
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Nice image, faggot.

electrek.co/2020/07/15/tesla-fremont-factory-shutdown-upgrades-new-assembly-line/

i think they'll need to re-evaluate after the recent share sell of thing that happened, but I'm curious too.

When is GNUS earnings? Asking for a bagholding friend

WERE GOING TO STEAL THE MOON!

Faggots run the world

There used to be a lot of valid ways to invest, but the only two theories that make sense right now are doombull and black swan. You either buy inflation or you pray shit hits the fan so unexpectedly that we get a selloff that can combat it.

Ready to get your mind blown? What if the stock market never recovered... what if the stock market is only up to account for all the future inflation as a result of all this money printing? I predict that we will see massive runaway inflation of all goods starting within a year that perfectly explains the V correction in the stock market.

Ok Rabbi Wimo

the crab

I'm not a tripfag but my nickname is Potato Wedge at work. I can't guarantee Tesla going up or down though, I just know that they're going to eek out a $0.17 EPS by the skin of their teeth.

ZOM

Any precious metal related stock you invest in will move in the exact opposite direction you need it to move.
Just accept it. You are not allowed to make it and will need to wage slave for the rest of your life.

I can't post an actual image since that shit will get traced back to me, retard. You don't have to believe me, it's not like EPS or real insider information guarantees the stock price going up or down - that's dependent on the market, which is you.

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Why would you come onto the Internet and tell lies?

What’s an example of a black swan strat ?

How all you faggots investing in tech right now instead of precious metals will be.

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holding SPXS SDOW VXX

Is SPY gonna retest 320 in the next few days or are my putterinos cooked

Imagine not buying tech months ago

Which is which?

>Bogdanoffs have been hoarding silver since the dawn of time at Ft. Bogdanoff
>Rothschilds purchasing Gold to distract from Bogdanoff silver accumulation
>NASDAQ is a huge PM laundering scheme
>Tesla is this laundering scheme on steroids
>Magpies encode ancient knowledge into silver
>Grays value silver in a 1:4 ratio with gold
>Silver amplifies ESP abilities
>The last global collapse was from wars fought over silver
>Shadow banks settle debts with silver bullion
>Silver been the world's currency through three civilization cycles
>Silver will be the currency of the first mars colonies
>Jeffrey Epstein was deeply involved in brokering illegal CP - (Silver) Coin Purchases
>Silver is encoded to restore telomeres indefinitely
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be blue
>Silver stackers alleged to have an average IQ of 215+
>Silver rods applied near the prostate gives you a direct line to the clockwork elves

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Because I keep buying more and more and many other smart people are doing the same. Do some DD and hold this for a while UAVS is another that will reward those who hold. I see UAVS breaking past $100 in less than 4 years.

I'm an asialand user, bored with the girls here. It depends upon your taste, do you like petite loli-like girls? I prefer tall girls, C cup tits and blonde hair is a huge plus, so asialand girls do not satisfy me. How is euroland? Do the girls there accept an asian manlet such as me?

Retest of the lows tomorrow my dad works for Nintendo, tipped me off

Compare qqq since april 1 to metals

It's not until August 17. Sell, dude. No reason to hold

Sweetie, I work for Tesla, asked Elon Musk about this, and he told me to tell you that "ur a faggot". Having actual experience with Tesla and SpaceX, I know how quickly you would get fired and probably sued if you leaked the EPS number here and your supposed nickname. Factory workers also don't have access to that information.

What does this mean

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Tech is the cat

Look more closely into why they might be raising capital. Its not continuing operations, much more likely preparing for some big projects.

Based Musk

How ready are you guys for TSLA's earning tomorrow? I'm gonna load up first thing in the morning and clench up my buttocks once 4pm hits. My body is fucking ready.

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Story? There really isn't a way.

is investing with margin on RH into ETFs worth if i have a small account? 5% annual seems easy to beat

Long volatility is a universal one. Event based you could buy commodity futures for food shortages or supply chain collapses, maybe defense stocks for wars.

>insider posts on Zig Forums
>some journalist: OH MY REDDIT! REDDIT THIS REDDIT THAT
It’s probably for he better that you reset your router while you’re at it.

OKAY WOAH..

RED FUTURES ALWAYS LEAD TO A GREEN OPEN

GREEN FUTURES ALWAYS LEAD TO A RED OPEN

NASDAQ IS VIBRANT GREEN RIGHT NOW

I'm ready to buy when it dips and then soars immediately after, this is going to be a legendary move in the stock market, totally unprecedented, if you end up jumping off a building just remember you were a party of history

on a side note i bought some ford options and i suggest everyone else do the same as a safety net

Or you just buy a fucking mutual fund.