ReLife

Would you take the ReLife pill?

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>25 y old hikineet
would i get bullied if i went back to HS?

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Not if you fixed where you went wrong. Also op yes in a heartbeat

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>me at the age of 15
>bully
>poor
>bad at school
>no friends
>virgin
Well, my life is way better now since I'm 30. I have friends, money, and somehow attractive for women.

I'm pretty sure I would become a school shooter if I were forced to hang out with zoomers, so hell no.

What's the literal point when you don't even go back in time and thus get the opportunity to amend your past mistakes? High School just for the sake of going to High School isn't exactly fun.

I never really asked myself this question.
So if I take it seriously, the pill itself becomes a subject of analysis.
They offer you that for free because they are testing it.
Think about it, how the fuck does it work? It forces you to go through metamorphosis and shrink you to your high school body.
Nevermind the effects of that, if I go back to highschool, their conditions are that you only do it for a year and then go back to your real life, but only if you were a neet (so they wouldn't offer that to me). Technically you lost a year of your life, you can't go around that because of your birth certificate, unless you get a fake new one.

Going on with my post:
Let's say I'm 25 and have no job prospects, then a year in highschool is not really going to help anything other than my mood. Supossedly they will offer you a job after that, I guess that's fine but your resume is blank for the whole year.
So the whole thing is basically just worth it because they offer you a year worth of money and a job afterwards.
Would be even better if you could tap highschool pussy but I guess you are prohibited to do that, I don't exactly remember.

Yes if it ends up me getting a job.

I hate the fuck out of school but I probably would. I am just neeting around anyway and it cannot be worse than back then when I went to school. At least now I have enough knowledge to be great at history and other subjects and it's impossible to find friends once you finished school it seems, so I would try to find new ones then.
The danger is that I am not used having friends anymore, even worse than back then. So maybe I wouldn't be able to tolerate people around me after 10+ years of being an absolute loner.

>Pill to de-age your face by 10 years
>Convoluted plot to get semi-capable NEETs to relive the high school grind and erase their existence otherwise
>Not just selling this shit worldwide for easy billions
What the fuck was their problem?

Fuck no, teenagers are the dumbest fucking individuals on this planet

It's a fucking horror. Teens are dumb as shit and loud and annoying but every normalfag who is older than 25 is like a fucking boomer.
I can't get along with everybody. I met a ton of colleagues in different jobs and they are all fucking boomers whose daily main event is to show other people photos of their dog or something.

What if it did make you go back in time to say 15? Would you be tempted then?

I probably would, hoping that I could do better, but I know now that it would be a repeat or even worse. Probably would be even harder to get along with anyone and moving to a group of younger people wouldn't magically get me a gf when I can't make any move as I am now. Still an asocial loser. And I would do it anyways, cause who doesn't crave for a second chance.
Though I would absolutely hate switching back from a job to classes, studying, homework and exams, fuck that shit.

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I have a lot of regrets in high school but I think I’d do even worse if I came back. College already fucked me up

The whole point is you learn some lesson. Then you get a new job offered.

It would just be infuriating though.

What was her problem

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Why couldn't you just make better decision knowing what you know now?

Probably, considering it might get me a job, but that's not the real question. What you should be asking is: Would you improve as a person by going through the ReLife project? I know I wouldn't because I absolutely hate working, which is part of the "be a functional member of society" thing, so I would probably just quit the job I got through Relife a year or two after getting it.

I hated school and I hate teenagers, so no.

I'm more or less the person I coalesced into when I was about 16. I haven't really changed. Going back would really be putting new me in old me's shoes. It'd just be me.
I'd do something boring like buy a bunch of AMD stock at the bottom.

Id probably molest my female handler or high school girl and get ejected and mindwiped

why the fuck would anyone put themselves thru their teenage years again?

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Teen years are pretty good as long as you aren't a faggot going after romances and social drama. I actually had fun with my two friends back then and was still motivated to do things.

Where in the Re series timeline is this placed?

Take the pill? Yea. go back to TODAY'S western High School? Hell no, I would go insane with the woke shit in high school now. Maybe if I could go to a Japanese high school (and somehow know Japanese language and writing) it would be cool.

>What's the literal point when you don't even go back in time and thus get the opportunity to amend your past mistakes? High School just for the sake of going to High School isn't exactly fun.


I agree, but there are still advantages in going to HS again after you become an adult and get real life experiences. You learn from your fuckups and maybe could do better this time around.

I would, I was that guy on Totally Spies who never wanted those days to end

Nah, I'm doing decent enough for myself.

>Going on with my post:
>Let's say I'm 25 and have no job prospects, then a year in highschool is not really going to help anything other than my mood. Supossedly they will offer you a job after that, I guess that's fine but your resume is blank for the whole year.
>So the whole thing is basically just worth it because they offer you a year worth of money and a job afterwards.
>Would be even better if you could tap highschool pussy but I guess you are prohibited to do that, I don't exactly remember.
They monitor you and that one chick said he would be scum if he did it. However, I don't know if they actually ever really forbid it. However, one of the real draws of doing high school over again is sex and romance. That would kind of be the point for most people since they missed out the first time around. Seems shitty to cockblock that.

>What if it did make you go back in time to say 15? Would you be tempted then?


Actual time travel? Fuck yes. My life was fucked up because I was a dumbfuck shy teenager. With my current mentality I could do so much more. Wonder if they would let me bring something, like a computer with hard drives filled with info from the future. Besides stocks, I would full on plagiarizer books/stories from the future long before other authors made it.

>why the fuck would anyone put themselves thru their teenage years again?


A lot of people are socially awkward during their teen years, but grew out of it. They regret a lot of stuff and would not mind having a second chance at it.