Alright, I was gonna wait until Sunday to post the next chapter, but...I don't wanna wait.
Let's visit the world of Danberu!
Danberu nan kiro moteru?
Jayden Foster
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Xavier Bailey
Danberu Nan Kiro Moteru?
How Heavy are the Dumbbells You Lift?
Chapter 103 - Neck Harness
Page 01
[One day at the Muji T.V. recording studio]
BIG BIG BULK!
It's me, always bulky, Bark Bark!
>Bark Bark
>sfx = TA-DAH
And me, Mei~ // To start, wet's aww do wow-er Peek-a-Boo exercise~
Discipline is doing what you hate to do, but do it like you love it!
>Mick Tyson
After our broadcast show, we've been given a regular series, and it's been very popular!
>Peek-a-Boo~ Peek-a-Boo~
[Muji T.V. Director Deire Kutarou]
S-so, you wanted to talk with me today?
Ian Williams
Page 02
I-It's not like you're pulling sponsorship or anything...
>sfx = FWOOSH!!
Feel no fear, dear bespectacled Muji maestro.
Today, I have a sublime idea for..... Ah, no........... The Wicked Witch of Wherewithal has granted her carnation of connotation to me.
[Hibiki's older brother Sakura Ibuki]
Ha. You've got a new program plan. Got it.
Nathan Thompson
Page 03
Noah Young
Page 04
[Some time later]
[Sakura Hibiki]
So, like, th' bangin' show bro thought up's gon' start t'day.
I heard Chandy's directing it.
[Zina Void]
Chandy's been amazin'~ // Heck, even the infomercial he did sold like crazy,
and, the kid's muscle training broadcast show has been a smash hit.
Seems Machio playing some huge outside role is key to their success.
Luis Price
Page 05
Zina, didn't you have a part on the kid's show? // How come, like, not now?
>With Ayaka, too
That? We never told you? // One of the staff members on the production team made an outlying expense account and ran off wi-
NOPE, SEEMS LIKE A BIG DEAL AND I DON'T CARE.
рошо?
It's starting.
Did the city just explode!?
>Heartwarming Muscle Tour Guide
The difference between title intro and action scene is шо absurd!!
Benjamin Flores
Page 06
At last, "he" appeared in town.
>Starring HARNNOLD DOGEGENCHONEGGER
NO WAY, DOGE-CHAN!?
"He" can protect the town from whatever he wants.
I already feel some enemy action.
I thought this was tour guide show.
Nolan Rogers
Page 07
A KAIJU'S COME TO PLAY!!
>Macho!
[Machio Naruzou]
>sfx = stomp stomp stomp
ШОAH!? Machio's a giant outsider again!?
But, this a no-win battle.
I have to find a way.
>sfx = stomp...
By the way, I'm here in Nishiogikubo, today. // Let's tour the town before killing the Kaiju.
NOW you start the stroll!?
Justin Perez
Anime Gyaru > Anime Akemi
Manga Akemi > Maga Gyaru
Nathan Brooks
Page 08
We'll stop by the local dango shop.
>sign = DANGO CO.
It really did turn into a travel guide show.
Sorry to intrude, shopkeep, I'm Doge-chan from Hollywood.
Ho!
This shop sells Protein Dango.
>Yobo~...
Front Lat Spread.
>shirt = DANGO CO.
>FLEXING
THIS IS A COMPLETE SET-UP!! HOW IS THIS NOT A COMPLETE SET-UP!?
What? You're gifting us something special?
It's something I should do on a show like this.
This is...!
Matthew Edwards
Is that a jojo reference
William King
Page 09
This is just the NECK HARNESS I wanted! // I can beat the Kaiju with this!
>sfx = BAM!!
THIS SHШО IS A TOTAL FARCE!!
WOW!? What's that do!?
And of course you're already into it!!
This is a neck harness, a device to aid neck muscle training.
>Hah ha ha...
So, this time, let's strengthen our neck to blast the Kaiju!
>sfx = stomp
I ШО DON'T GET WHAT'S GOING ON!! AND THE KAIJU'S COOPERATING!!
Can't go wrong with Akemi, no matter what!
Carson Hall
Cute Hibiki!
Carson Perry
Page 10
A NECK HARNESS is a tool that helps EXERCISE THE MUSCLES OF THE NECK.
If isometric self-training isn't enough, give this a try.
Wear it on your head like so,
and attach weight.
>
David King
Page 11
Slowly lift your sight upwards.
>sfx = BANG
It's very dangerous to swing or use recoil, so don't do it.
Also, starting off using a very heavy weight is similarly dangerous.
>STRAIN...
So, as a beginner, start with LIGHTER WEIGHT.
Your neck is nearly irremedial, so be careful training it.
>SAFETY FIRST
Train with even more caution than before.
Harnnold? As I've only read up to about 3rd generation JoJo, I can't say...but no.
I've got another treat for you at the end, then~~
John Clark
Page 12
Training your neck helps reduce headaches and shoulder stiffness.
Go at your pace and be careful not to blow it!
Liam Cooper
Page 13
UOOOOo!!!
>sfx = FLEX
>sfx = FLEX
My neck muscles are getting stronger!
Now it's the Big Show!
>sfx = POW
>BAGO-N!!
Шо, that has nothing to do with neck muscles!!?
COOL!
Real action!
Are we still watching this?
Hm? Who's number izzat?
Carson Nelson
Page 14
Hasta la vista, Geisha-Girl.
DOGE-CHAN!!
How, why are you calling me, Doge-chan!?
HAHAHA A surprise!
Eh!? Are you in Japan, now!?
TOP SECRET.
Doge-chan!?
By the way, Hibiki•Sakura, is it possible to walk from the Kaminarimon Gate to Engie Hall?
So yer in Asakusa.
Kayden Miller
>Training your neck helps reduce headaches
Really? Why?
Adam Fisher
Page 15
When I heard your brother was that show's sponsor, I took the job.
This call is a "revelation." // Actually, I've been meaning to call you for some time......
Hibiki•Sakura, would you like to become my apprentice?
EHH!!!!?
[TBC]
Julian Cooper
EXTRA
Go Sign
Based on boss Sakura's idea, this is what I came up with... // What are your thoughts...?
>sfx = DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM
OK
>sfx = SPROING!
Hooray!
[Like Minds]
Joshua Baker
Big guy
Angel Bailey
Chapter 103 - Neck Harness
END
Improved blood circulation, stable support, relaxing stiff muscles that generally cause ache while also improving flexibility...like most things that ache, if you exercise them regularly, you improve that body part's longevity.
Alexander James
Now I say this is nice (I do like girls in jeans and sweaters)...
Matthew Taylor
Cool. Can I just put a 5kg dumbbell on my head and then move my head up and down?
Tyler Stewart
...but can't really go wrong here, either.
This is next chapter's MAAM art, fyi.
Brody White
Cutie!
Josiah Watson
No. Doing so would like cause the dumbbell to roll down your skull and strike everything on its way down. It's the reason headband devices like that harness exist. It applies the correct pressure on the correct points of your head while dangling the weight at a safer and appropriate location in conjunction with your Semispinalis capitis, SCM, Rectus capitis major and minor, Levator scapulae, etc.
Don't just bend over, put a 5kg dumbbell on the back of your head and look up.
Jason Hill
>Doing so would like cause the dumbbell to roll down your skull and strike everything on its way down.
I mean like this.
Isaiah Bell
That's a erector spinae (back) muscle exercise, not a neck exercise. Or, rather, that does not focus on the neck for its exercise, and if you attempt that exercise while focusing on your neck...you'll likely end up over-exerting the wrong muscle group and cause yourself more injury than help.
So, no. Still do not perform that exercise as a form of neck muscle training.
Instead, considering isometric training for your neck; simply placing your hands against the front, back, or sides of your head and pressing your head against that hand while using your hand strength to keep the head completely stationary.
Kevin Green
>Instead, considering isometric training for your neck; simply placing your hands against the front, back, or sides of your head and pressing your head against that hand while using your hand strength to keep the head completely stationary.
Got a video of that?
Jose Diaz
Like this Danberu chapter, for example!
Bentley Torres
I want to fondle and caress Hibiki’s hibikis
Colton Price
>Got a video of that?
Something like this.
youtube.com
Asher Morris
And Mike Tyson shows up to perform "peek-a-boo" training exercises and sing on the children's show.
Yeah.
This series needs a Season 2. C'mon, Doga Kobo.
Easton Cook
She's got some wonderful torpedoes in that motivational page, that's for sure.
Joshua Long
>chapter 103
Has it really been that many chapters?
I feel like I may have missed a couple. Was the previous chapter the one about dips and ice cream?
Damn, Biki's Bikis have been bulking.
Hunter Hernandez
Spic here
GYMS ARE BACK
Bentley Williams
It's really been that many (well, technically, 103 won't be released until Sunday).
But nope, you're thinking of Chapter 101 - Pushdowns. The last chapter was 102 - Shadowboxing with Gaolang Wongsawat.