Hey, Zig Forums...have you ever killed someone?

not yet

Fuck off.

Yeah I killed myself and my chances at living a happy life.

I once walked past a rape on an alley but didn't bother calling the cops nor helping, turns out the woman was killed afterwards.

So I'll take that as a yes

If I did Conan you'd figure it out from a fragment of a shoelace underneath a rock in a ditch

is this from coffee aroma with murderous intent?

don't mind me, I immediately remember after I posted this. it's from heizo's debut, bond of fire murder case.

I'm not sharing my secrets with you, you murderous detective gremlin

Nice try detectives.

If I had the balls I would be a serial killer because I hate everyone, thankfully I am too much of a pussy.

has any of Conan's "hanin" actually JUST tried denying their crime? Just saying "I didn't do nuffin" like black people do whenever they get arrested? They just fucking break down and confess thier crime
also has anyone every called out sleeping Moguro for being full of shit and just letting his imagination run wild?
Much less call a fucking lawyer

Come on, man, just rip the Blu-Ray already

1 it's shonen
2 Conan figures them out so ridiculously thoroughly and the criminals are almost always so extreme or eccentric that a trial seems like a formality more than anything

trips of sadness

Unironically yes. I told this story on Zig Forums and I will tell it here.

>Work in a 24/7 gas station/deli
>Work the night shift
>Get all dregs of society
>Our regular customers were EBT card carrying, trophy pushing crackwhores, illegals, and welfare kings
>Used to name our customers
>Lobster Claw was a woman who grabbed everything in a lobster like grip, Radar claimed he had a device that could speak to Mars, Incest Twins were a couple that looked identical
>One guy we named Mr. 3 O'Clock because he always came in at 3am
>Mr. 3 O'Clock always buys a sub 5 or 6 nights a week he comes in
>Now Mr. 3 O'Clock is a large but not morbidly obese guy, but the sub he gets is fit for a lardtard
>Shaved steak, double meat
>All the ingredients, doubled
>Swiss cheese, tripled
>Mayo - it was easier to just squeeze it out from the industrial container then to use the tube on the food line
>Tons of salt and enough oil and vinegar to turn the wax paper into a sheen of glass
>Mr. 3 O'Clock gets this sub for months, doesn't gain any weight
>Ask him one night and he says its for his wife
>One night Mr. 3 O'Clock and his wife come into the store
>Dear lord she has more chins then a Chinese phone book
>Mr. 3 O'Clock gets one of his signature subs and I see her smacking her lips staring at the process
>I make these subs for Mr. 3 O'Clock for several months
>One night a co-worker calls me over to look at next day's newspaper
>Points out a name in the obituaries I don't recognize
>Turns out it's Mr. 3 O'Clock wife
>Died of a heart attack
>Mr. 3 O'Clock never showed up after that
>Realize I helped a man kill his wife by overfeeding her

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The moral of this story is don't let your fetishes spiral out of control.

>Hey, Zig Forums...have you ever killed someone?
I live in a shitty neighborhood. Back in 2009 there was a drive-by one night and a round went through my living-room window.
I shot back and killed one of them.
Fun Fact: insurance doesn't cover damage as a result of gunfire. Had to replace the window and wall with my own money.
Plus I had to go to court and pay for that, too.
Personally I think the NRA is a pile of shit, but if I'd've been a member they likely would have helped with providing a lawyer.
It was ruled as castle doctrine, known here as "make my day" laws.

I'm not proud of what I did. In hindsight it was wholly unnecessary for me to return fire.

conan story where a hood nigger is the culprit when?

>posting a screencaps contents while claiming its your story

serial killers and murderers post on based boards like Zig Forums, Zig Forums, Zig Forums, Zig Forumsand not on some shitty chinese cartoon forum

>based boards like Zig Forums, Zig Forums, Zig Forums, Zig Forums

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