I want Tesla to die so bad just because it would be lulz to watch Trading Fraternity on youtube lose like 120K. OTOH I feel like its just cemented as a "New FANG" stock and will never die ever again.
Kayden Martin
Buy TSLA puts and short.
Nathan Reed
can the market please stop crabbing now and elevate to the next level and crab there instead, so i can finally stay above $500k and have the satisfaction of seeing that on my account
Lucas Green
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN
diversify your strategies like you diversify your stonks. no investment strategy is right for everyone, set a goal for what you want to achieve and use the strategy best fit for that goal.
>sitting and shitting >sell two covered calls >so OTM that I only get 1¢ premium per contract >if it goes ITM, I cap my gains at almost $2 per share >zero chance it'll go ITM Not if the puts are naked.
Aaron Bell
That's what happens when the underlying moons.
Waiting for carnage or euphoria followed by carnage.
Time to buy some good utilities instead.
Noah Fisher
I should just buy one of those robinhood shares for a dollar, even if they miss bigly and the stock drops to $1000 I'll still make like $1000 on the deal.
But why though, there hasn't been any news at all.
Colton Ortiz
This. Anytime individual investors flock to a stock, it's time to get out. I believe Tesla is Robinhood's most widely held stock now and institutions don't use Robinhood
yes there has look closer. they actually had another stock offering announced yesterday. also if you look at aftermarket yesterday there were a shitton of bulk orders of 20k shares. also research the company itself its very interesting
Xavier Sanchez
Probably a pump and dump
Aiden Moore
My CALLS
Joshua Harris
Top 3 are F, GE, and AAL TSLA is at 9 behind MSFT and AAPL
Isaac Miller
If I gave you a list of dividend stocks that outperformed QQQ would you care?
Logan Robinson
ur retarded man the vix is flatter than your gf
Christopher Bailey
I was having a wank while setting the order and clicked "market order" by mistake. It still won't get up the $2.30 to meet the strike, so it's cool.
Colton Jenkins
what is in the divvy port? I know div aristocrats out do s&p
Cameron Thompson
...their next of kin / relatives inherit parts of their assets, due to most people 55+ having a will?
Jordan Taylor
you'll need to show whats in the dividend portfolio and whether or not dividends were reinvested.
Kayden Lopez
>What the fuck happens to the market when they cash out and/or die? The Fed finally raises interest rates because denying your children and grandchildren the bounty they inherited from their parents is the closest thing to a zeitgest boomers have ever had.
Gen X about to get shit on... again. They can't stop losing, folks.
Ryan Williams
Nothing, because as our population continues to age, a larger percentage of people are over 55, therefore more money will be going into equities than coming out of them.
Jaxon Turner
Still. I'd stick clear. It's all FOMO and earnings are going to bring it back to earth
Blake Cruz
Apple will go to $40 if USA start a Cold War with China, right? Their entire production is there.
if they cash out they're spending that money, if they don't it goes to next of kin. kin probably wont sell because of tax implications so they'll hold. plus the boomer population is so big it will be a gradual transfer of wealth, but it will be massive
Jordan Stewart
Government seizes assets if they don’t have a will
Nicholas Edwards
My feelings don't care about your facts. TSLA bad. TSLA bad because I missed out.
Joseph Sullivan
I've been in this VXX shit all day and I'm getting fucked like a whore in a back alley.
it's like 8 of the most shilled stocks here. garbage like rtx. feel free to go onto that website yourself and outdo SPY or bluechips with shitty div stocks that are way riskier. why are there so many of you dividend faggots in smg anyway
Carson Perez
the crash isnt until tomorrow
Jaxon Taylor
Terrible advice. The big inexplicable dips yesterday and today are kikes trying to shake people off before earnings. If insiders knew they were missing earnings we’d be pumping hard all day.
Matthew Allen
intestate succession basically prevents assets of a deceased escheating to the state unless there's literally no one left for it to go to
