/smg/- STOCK MARKET GENERAL

>that price animation
i-its fast

I don't care what happens, I'm just excited something is happening

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Got PLUG at its lowest today. Going to continue stocking PLUG and BLNK for the long term. V too

>msft tsla
MSFT will beat, TSLA?

can we please all just come together? i need my frens right now

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What a strange day to be a KO shareholder.

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>SUICIDE PREVENTION
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
afsp.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>SUICIDE PREVENTION
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
afsp.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>SUICIDE PREVENTION
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
afsp.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

Silver and gold

Silver and gold

Everyone wishes for silver and gold

How do you measure its worth?

Just by the pleasure it gives here on Earth

Silver and gold

Silver and gold

Means so much more when I see

Silver and gold decorations

On every Christmas tree

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SLV

tough day....

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Okay I'm not buying TSLA.
I'm ready to get proven wrong once again.

we'll get em tomorrow Dennysbro

Gambling the rest of my money into this shit, hedging with NIO calls. Buckle up because we are about to see one of the biggest bubble bursts in history of the biggest green dildo in history.

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TSLA

DENNposting is the purest form of /smg/

indices just pumped bigly
the world feels good right now
NOC

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Tesla was a shitcoin the moment it mooned past $1000

SHOULD I BUY NRGOF NOW??????

You really think MM’s will let retail investors win?

SHOULD I BUY TESLA

Can someone give me a rundown on the Dennys meme? Whats so special about it as opposed to other restaurants that havent rebounded from covid yet?

I regret buying tesla. I’m a fucking fomo buyer.

Ahahahha it’s mooning at close. Told you fucks you were being shaken off. Never bet against kikes being greedy.

this

yikes!

What's the chance of BP/Shell going up 20% in 4 months?

>8 minutes

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THIS IS IT LUIGI

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youtube.com/watch?v=DLT8i3zfCZY
music for observing hundreds of thousands of millennials and zoomers going bankrupt tonight

ALL IN ON TSLA RED DILDOS

>randomly moons to 9.20 and drops almost all the way down to my avg.
No one said the journey was gonna be easy.

clsk

tfw told biz to buy this spac yesterday

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>7 minutes

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I assumed retail was 100% bullish too until I read stocktwits and investing.com one day.

The stocks go up.

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*checks account balance*
*reaches for some gas station cigar*
*checks earnings calendar*
>hmph, TSLA, MSFT, and CMG all at once...
*picks up the cuban he's been saving instead*
*flick*

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How long til tsla and msft earnings

No, dummy

7 hours

WAIT FUCK DOES NASQAD FOLLOW TESLA?

far too long

Robinhood users on holding TSLA Is at an all time high today

Rus fren reports in!

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10 minutes

If MSFT closes at or above $212 I will post my benis

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where is the Zig Forums guy?

ir.tesla.com/
pls hack

Its an honest question user

whats about to happen?

I bought some this morning at 13.40. Thanks for the heads up yesterday.

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>6 minutes

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tesla reports at 4:20 because musk

What are you all sperging about SPY and TQQQ are mooning

TSLA will dump, guaranteed. MSFT will crab

Don't you like pancakes?

You're right, it's looking pretty bears on Stocktwits.

stocktwits.com/symbol/TSLA

Should I get in CLSK???

youtube.com/watch?v=zMVr1W2hqZg

Channel 80's japanese bull market for maximum gains.

>Sad little Canadian funds with only NNO
>US funds acc I put OMI and SLV into
>All my serious money is the couch potato portfolio because I'm boring trash

I'm going to sit on them at least a month. I hope I make some pocket change.

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Did someone say bloodbath?

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He really doesn't want me to scalp SPY 0 day options huh

Oh man. You better get it Elon. I hope that insider was correct.

Last chance to correct mistakes.

Or to make them.

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This afternoon will be historic. You ready lads?

SHIT BROS DO I BUY THE VIXY?

TSLA EARNINGS REVISED TO .03

BUY BUY BUY

STOP WASTING TIME

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Do it now, hot stuff

>4 minutes

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based, puts finna boutta be +400%

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Why do the markets close, I want comfy night trading

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I'm holding on to my msft shares AH.

Lookin pretty 50/50

Imagine if tesla crashes so hard it becomes the catalyst of a worldwide recession

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brehs

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I’m scared bros

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3 MINUTES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Can't wait to see what TSLA does. Shorts are either gonna fry or make bank.

LET’S GO MSFT KILL’EM

Alright TSLA bros. I am ready.

youtube.com/watch?v=zMVr1W2hqZg

THREAD THEME

WE MOON

yes
imagine

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Went all in.
Tesla to the fucking moon.

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Buy 24/5 stocks.

We're past grief and into acceptance
Time to die

imagine if there were unregulated global markets you could trade on all night....

I love this intense shit every quarter

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=NyVYXRD1Ans

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im selling my soxl. i need cash in case of cheapies

(((they))) are trying really hard to suppress it, aren't they?

>2 minutes

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how can you give bad news at 4:20? gotta be positive vibes.

>2 minutes
Nice knowing you Zig Forums.

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>400%
looking at 1100% here

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Soon brothers.

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Where my triple queers at? You guys ready?

An absolute shame that would be, yup. Imagine.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Tesla (NASDAQ:TSLA) was given a new $295.00 price target on by JPMorgan Chase & Co. (star star star star blank star) (analyst Ryan Brinkman). They now have a "sell" rating on the stock. 81.6% downside from the current price of $1,601.50.

marketbeat.com/stocks/NASDAQ/TSLA/price-target/

If he reports at 4:20 bullish. If not bearish

I really like the studios that do really fluffy eyelashes.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>1 minute
Anons, I...

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UNGHHH LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!

Stop-loss at 1575. Fuck, getting close.

1 MINUTE

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YOU READY BOBROS

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-80% incoming

o.o

AHHHhHhHHh TSLA MISSED EARNINGS

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Who here /not paying taxes/?
You can’t pay taxes if you didn’t make any money.

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Let me just put on a tune while we wait.
youtube.com/watch?v=DpMfP6qUSBo

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SOMEBODY HOLD ME IM NOT PREPARED FOR THIS

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THIS IS IT

set it to 1600!

>post yfw long tesla

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Eet is time.

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TESLA MOONING

DING DING DING

BUT THE SHOW HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN

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kind of regret buying slv calls that was very much the top. Silver better keep going up

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

based

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Microsoft misses! Dumping yuge

I'll take your Tesla shares for $420.

Already down 0.12% AH

here we go

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kind of regret not byuing that one put
OH SHIT HERE WE GO

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oh shit it's already too late LOL

THE FUCKING MOON

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>TSLA
Sold 13 of my 15 shares right before close. Hopefully it moons but I couldn't risk everything on it.

MY BODY IS FUCKING READY MY NIGGA

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LMAO AH rugpull

MSFT TANKING

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Over 2M shares of MSFT dumped at close.

LAST CHANCE TO GET ON APT

>after hours crab rave
You can't be fucking serious

anyone have a livestream to follow these earning calls on?

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Nooo its over we got too cocky its dumping AHHHHHHHH

MAKE WAY

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Just bought 1500 shares of CLLXF. Hold me bros.

Why is everyone freaking out? Today was green.

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Rolling for TSLA earnings beat

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Selling the rumor, buying the news huh?

Looks like you made the right call

Calm down sperg you're on a moon mission

That is a small dick move

THIS IS IT

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MASSIVE RED DILDOS ON MICROSOFT HOLY SHIT

This is it! I'm telling you this is it!

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what did you expect...

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>Why is everyone freaking out?
Lmao
>He doesnt know

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WHERE CAN I SEE WHATS HAPPENING?

Did I buy the top of SLV?

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So much is riding on TSLA earnings. I don't even own TSLA, but since I am dipping into other EV's I am affected. Excited af since I got no clue how positive or negative earnings will affect my investments.

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MSFT in a few minutes, TSLA a bit after that.

Big earnings incoming

If dubs Tesla misses and goes down.

wew

after hours are a fucking scam

>maximum pain was THE CRAB because of all the options
SNIBBITY SNABBITY

How cheap will it get? I need to get back in to MSFT

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MASSIVE MSFT MISS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Microsoft dumping already abandon ship

Moment of truth in 2min for msft.

Where da real dingbro at

Lmao looks like MSFT missed

Are they not reporting for another 1.5 fucking hours??
ir.tesla.com/events-and-presentations

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Microsoft big line go down

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HAHAHAHAHA

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Lmao

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Digits confirm tsla tanks

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>BREAKING NEWS: TESLA DELAYS Q2 EARNING REPORT
BREAKING NEWS: TESLA DELAYS Q2 EARNING REPORT
>BREAKING NEWS: TESLA DELAYS Q2 EARNING REPORT
BREAKING NEWS: TESLA DELAYS Q2 EARNING REPORT
>BREAKING NEWS: TESLA DELAYS Q2 EARNING REPORT
BREAKING NEWS: TESLA DELAYS Q2 EARNING REPORT
>BREAKING NEWS: TESLA DELAYS Q2 EARNING REPORT
BREAKING NEWS: TESLA DELAYS Q2 EARNING REPORT

AAAAAAAAAAA

MY
MSFT IRON CONDOR DIDNT GO THROUGH AND I FORGOT TO BUY VXX CAAALLLLLLSSSSSS

MSFT IS DEAD

AH WEAK HANDS

Doesnt matter anyways
The whole day is decided by AH today.

OK. Hopefully guidance is good.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .21%, okay day. Congratulations to precious metals for remaining above their bolly, I'm very glad I didn't go in on financials kekkies. Considered throwing out a short butterfly on GS but premiums lookin a little steep, I just want them to bounce off 200 exactly so I can buy :<
Range extension down last night in futures is rejected in favor of keeping us above 3240 (who could have guessed), QQQ shewing signs of weakness? Dow showing signs of strength? I'm all confused and continue to be unable to justify large purchases, yikes!

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> already down 0.07% AH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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TSLA CRUSHES EXPECTATIONS .28/share

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rip MSFT bros

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Link or it didn't happen. Reuters and google don't confirm atm.

Whew

Beat Sales, EPS

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MICROSOFT BEATS BOTH

>bids on MSFT?
>not gonna find many round these parts

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Microsoft got cucked

WEAKHANDS SOLD TOO EARLY

What was the result of earnings

HE SOLD?!?!?

MICROSOFT HITTING LOWS NOT SEEN SINCE LAST WEEK IT'S OVER

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REVERSE

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>MSFT
wew lads

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Well MSFT beat revenue and EPS, what user number or guidance fucked them?

>microsoft beats earnings
>massive dump
lolwut

Then why is it dumping

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>Write MSFT calls
>Be happy if I get to keep my shares
>be happy if it moons and I make a tidy profit
Play both sides lmao
But yeah, 205 tomorrow. Fine with me.

Up 2% but after that MSFT dump no idea

I haven't even checked my brokerage accounts
no trades, just woke up, probably sideways-ish forever and ever
mexican bish coming over to give me another meh bj probably

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Should I go all in on silver and gold to hedge against inflation

News: Sold

>beats sales/EPS
>dumps
lmao

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Up 20.07%. Thank you CLSK

microsoft is out of steam, what upside is still left in the stock?

MSFT BEAT EARNINGS. WTF. Yet stock still a kill, kek. Sell the news.

Now TSLA.....wtf is gonna happen to you now.

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Tfw I loaded up on sunw at .93 yesterday

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Priced in.

>stock up 32% YTD
>-2%

INSANE

>1%
>so massive

is it an okay idea to buy SP500 now or should I wait for a dip?
I need some way of storing my savings for long term

WHEN IS TSLA?

Up 4.6 percent! Quite a good day especially after being down 4 percent at one point

Up 1.5% sold the morning pump and stayed cash out of fear of earnings.

Up 0.65% on the day. Pretty okay I guess. But I wish I wasn't holding so many long term things, I want to gamble on memes for fun.

That's how earnings works it's basically random. Have to wait for call

only the machines are trading right now, everybody settle the fuck down. price will stabilize in the coming hours

>TESLA MISSES EPS BY $1

OH SHIT OH SHIT SELL SELL

If i can snipe msft for under 200 tomorrow ill be so happy

>Beats earnings
>still dumps

AHAHAHAHA MICROKEKS

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In 2 mins

HONK!

This shit happens all the fucking time. I will never understand the Kikery that is these 10Q reports.

I wish

tesla is gonna miss earning and soar 10%

Most likely confetti hand retards that were selling the news on a tech giant

Never had I felt so cheated.

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Meanwhile in Silver

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Thank you so much for teaching me things Zig Forums. You’re going to help me live a comfortable life. Your tips and tricks are starting to really pay off. I could cry. I hope I’m not a poorfag for much longer.
Started with ~$1700 about a month ago.

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Forget clown world, this is an alternate clown univrse

Up 1.5% in the TFSA, down 0.5% in my fucking around account. KTOS surged like 10% today but nobody cares lol

WHIRLCHADS WWA

It basically is

>down 1.25%
>dump
retard

my silver stocks went up 10% today so maybe. tempted to buy more

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whatd you trade

MSFT beat and dump
TSLA miss and moon
Digits confirm

this is peak fucking clown world.

Everybody is selling there microsoft to get a piece of the Tesla report. Even if it's shit you're going to the moon.