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Big Tech Earnings are stressing you out, Here you go my G
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>Educational Sites
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>Free Charts
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>Screeners
finviz.com/
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
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>Boomer Investing 101
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
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>List of hedge fund holdings
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>Misc
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market24hclock.com/
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Reminder now that Elon got his vested options he's going to report negative earnings to fuck over the kikes and degenerate gamblers hoping to dump their bags on honest middle class index fund holding Americans.

Based.

Based Drive poster

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does telsa's report upload at close? Or is it a bit later?

LOOKS LIKE MSFT CHEAPIES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>mfw not holding any Microsoft bags

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Why would you not hold onto $UAVS? Amazon deal is imminent

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>HE SOLD?

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Did earnings get leaked??? Lol

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>tfw funds haven't settled yet and spent all my margin as well
>can't even buy one MSFT
Sometimes I hate Webull

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lmao they didn't even release the report and the market is behaving wildly

Yes

ir.tesla.com/static-files/f41f4254-f1cc-4929-a0b6-6623b00475a6

ir.tesla.com/static-files/f41f4254-f1cc-4929-a0b6-6623b00475a6

ir.tesla.com/static-files/f41f4254-f1cc-4929-a0b6-6623b00475a6

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ir.tesla.com/static-files/f41f4254-f1cc-4929-a0b6-6623b00475a6

Dubs and Elon dies in a Tesla fire

Tesla fomo AH is nuts

Very wholesome during these trying times of massive confusion.

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What have you done

They did. It's not linked on their investor website but people found the report anyway.

So, their sales were shit basically? Why is it mooning then

Check em techfags

robinhood faggots placed market orders instead of limit orders.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

pls MSFT dump below $200 and I'll dip into my emergency savings to buy more shares

meh

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His ghost will haunt your ass.

why this good?

>Microsoft beats, dumps
>tesla beats, pumps

fuck

Welcome to earnings. Shits wild.
Honestly the beat earnings. 200 would be a gift.
Buy now, ask questions later.
Thats my motto at least.

> 0.50 eps
Fuck that’s a huge increase

checked, tesla's finna get rekt.

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Glad I stayed away from tesla, what a fucking shit show

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MSFT hasn't been this low since monday, its over.

Is that estimated? Earnings call hasn't even started yet.

Yeah I bet on Microsoft, should have bet on Telsa

earningswhispers.com shows tsla actual eps at .50. Is this s glitch? Did it get leaked?

This has been rumored for months do we have anything solid that the deal is coming soon?

>TSLA'S DUMPING
YES YES YES I'M SAVED

Um excuse me, but has the trading day for Tomorrow even begun yet?? Oh thats right, it has not.

So your MSFT dump and your TSLA pumps are not even actualized yet; you cannot sell for profits until the open. By the time the open comes, MSFT will be back to baseline and TSLA will have deflated. These earnings are meaningless and you are all excited over nothing.

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i don't even know what i'm looking at. did they profit? did they lose money?

>EPS 50 cents
Wasn't estimates 3 cents? Wtf? I call absolute bullshit, I disbelieve that it is legit or that I am reading it right. Don't forget they "Beat" earnings Q1 by basically scamming the money out of their ass rather than by business. If 50 cents is true, I can only wonder the lengths of jewing they went to get it.

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TESLA EPS MISS

That doesnt look good at all desu.
They have cash but... no growth or anything.
Corona fucked the whole industry but i expected some bigger numbers

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microsoft is due for a moon mission starting tomorrow

>Loss
You hate to see em. Cashed out at 1500, back in at 200 faggots.

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Thread theme for TSLA holders:
youtube.com/watch?v=iurWLSHXW9w

Even the biggest doomers around know that tesla can't be stopped

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pretty comfy being too poor for tesla shares tbqh

Unless you're in options extended hour trading is still going on. Going to buy up some MSFT cheapies.

$TSLA |
- Tesla 2Q EPS 50c Vs. Loss/Shr $2.310 Y/Y
- Q2 Free Cash Flow $418m, Est. Loss $617.9m
- Q2 Rev. $6.04b, Est. $5.40b
- Delivering Half Million Vehicles In 2020 Remains Target
- Shanghai Factory Is Progressing As Planned

HOLY FUCK GOD IS GOOD ILL PRAY EVERYDAY AND SPREAD YOUR WORD WOW IM SO FUCKING RICH AND COMFY FROM TESLA

fuck you, i don't even have a piece of this shit and i'm excited as fuck.

I sold my TSLA calls before market close AMA

HE BOUGHT ANY OPTIONS BESIDES WHIRLPOOL
OH NOOO NOOO NOOOO

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>MSFT stabilized at 207
Yeah. Thats the dip we will get.
Buy in now.

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>$428MM of TSLA's "profit" wasn't even cash, just good boy environmental credits
This gets better and better.

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it's a reminder that Tesla is a CAR company, not a software company.

>FCF
>-32%

yikes

been bagholding CLSK kek love these gains how long is it going to last? Also buy BLNK