Why is Ethereum mooning?

Why is Ethereum mooning?

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Stocks are mooning.

Maybe this is a bull trap. Could be real, but nah idk.

>8% pump
>mooning

>chad vitalik pic
>trips of satan
>fed destroying dollar so all assets moon, including speculative filth like ETH+DeFI
yeah im thinking we're all gonna make it

because it's the future of money

Is this piece of shit finally moving?

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You must be absolutely retarded if you didn’t see this coming, honesty. Literally all of your defi projects and uniswap gems are on ethereum

Tesla Q2 earnings just released? Bullish??
Lol IDK

This. Anyone profiting from DeFi tokens eventually moves their money back to ETH, which is what makes all these DeFi projects possible. Then they'll move back to DeFi tokens for more profit, then back to ETH, etc.Expect defi tokens to moon once this ETH pump is slowed down.

Vitalik finally lost his virginity

ETH 2.0 coming

Financial institutions with trillions waiting on the sidelines

You do the math

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Bullshit

Thising this this

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ETH 2.0 has been "coming soon" for ages now though.

Vitalik looks nothing like this.

Supposed to be this month

final testnet is in August. Actual phase 0 rollout is in November or so barring any huge bugs.

If you've been paying attention to crypto news, even just a little bit, you would know why its mooning. It's coming.

because its long overdue a fucking huge pump

you heard the boss

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Tether just added 1000.000.000 USDT out of nowhere

Chadalic

Is that an IP address? What kind of fucking number is that

1.000.000.000 USDT


You absolute faggot

Idk because it's the standard lol

Not until November. "If" the testnet proves to be stable. You know it won't. ETH 2.0 will come 2025 earliest.

Or you could buy DOTs

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Because it's pretty much the only crypto with a working product?

gavin wood and his team of screw ups at Parity are responsible for every single notable ETH hack that has lost the most money, and you think they're going to be able to code something this complex without it being totally fucked? Good luck.

Didn't Gaven Wood pretty much develop eth single handedly though? What percent was vitalik and what was Gaven? How did he become so successful with eth but fuck up so badly with polkadot.

Now do handsome squidward vitalik

>1.000.000.000 USDT

So... They added one USDT?