Why is all anime designed for coomers

Why does all anime have to have fucking lewdness in it. I sit down after a long day of fucking MULTIPLE women (because I'm a chad) and all I want to watch is just some wholesome 100 anime. I fire up the roll and browse, trying to find a single anime that doesn't have cleavage or panties on the cover. That one qualification already narrows the field to like 1% of the entire site. So I find a cool-looking anime, and I watch, and it's fucking cool, and then - BAM, tiddy shot BAM, panties BAM weird fucking high-pitched sex noises that sound like a walrus being choked by a rubber hose. Why can't I just watch one anime that doesn't force a set of HUMONGOUS MILKERS in my face every 5 minutes? Why is everyone who enjoys anime probably a massive coomer betacel? Discuss.

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>Why is all anime designed for coomers
Because anime is a soulless cash grab and sex sells.

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If I go to the “shows” page on Crunchyroll I'm seeing plenty of things I recognize that have no lewdness.
You probably just like moe artstyle, which is generally full of lewdness

>coomer
You're obviously an underage newfag and that's why you ask such an idiotic question. You haven't even seen 100 anime shows so how the fuck could you form a conclusion to begin with?

Fuck off

>coomer

>>>/discord/
>>>/suicide/

>-oomer
Kill yourself.

LOL'D

Because in Japan you can't even sell tissues without a cute girl promoting it.

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There's no such thing as 'coomer'
Change my mind.

That's how anime is, cry some more.

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Yes there is. But real coomers are all mentally ill sexual deviants.

IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOM IM COOOOOMING

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Can you come up with a clear definition of what exactly coomer is?

Chika was made to be raped

Because you are dumb fag who cant filter. Watch Sols/comedies. Not romance/drama/shounens.

Coomer (noun) [ koo-mer ]
1. One that cooms

You're just looking for coomer anime.

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so everyone who ever had sex is a coomer?

eat some oden.

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>Why does all anime have to have fucking lewdness in it
In order to scare away faggots like you

BUILT FOR THE BIG 3D COCK

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>coomers
Fuck off Reddit boy.

they know the actual use for tissues

correct which is why 99.99% of people on this website are not

Best sensei

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I'm not sure either but after researching for a bit, a coomer is basically someone with a masturbation addiction, which is basically most otaku and most of Zig Forums.

Anime is for kids.
But otaku shy away from the content for little kids, leaving us with the stuff for teenagers, and you know how those are.

you get used to it. also, if you don't like it go to mal and sort by top rated anime. i'm sure you'll find what you're looking for.

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Are you gay, user?

Anime is designed for an adolescent mostly male audience.

Lmaoing at your life if you are an adult male who unironically watches anime btw

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>oomer
kill yourself

Then the entire planet is run by coomers

How's working at McDonalds ?

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/thread

I get free food and fuck with high school girls.
How's your life going?

What does it say about women that their only value is their youth?

would you eat a Big Mac with a bite taken out of it?
what if it was filled with another man's semen?

I almost finished my studies and I'm writing my own book.
Different than yours but also great.