Two-week Sunday later means cute girls lifting cute weights! Raws+translation time!!
Danberu nan kiro moteru?
Carter King
Nathan Thompson
Danberu Nan Kiro Moteru?
How Heavy are the Dumbbells You Lift?
Chapter 103 - Neck Harness
Page 01
[One day at the Muji T.V. recording studio]
BIG BIG BULK!
It's me, always bulky, Bark Bark!
>Bark Bark
>sfx = TA-DAH
And me, Mei~ // To start, wet's aww do wow-er Peek-a-Boo exercise~
Discipline is doing what you hate to do, but do it like you love it!
>Mick Tyson
After our broadcast show, we've been given a regular series, and it's been very popular!
>Peek-a-Boo~ Peek-a-Boo~
[Muji T.V. Director Deire Kutarou]
S-so, you wanted to talk with me today?
Jonathan Jackson
Page 02
I-It's not like you're pulling sponsorship or anything...
>sfx = FWOOSH!!
Feel no fear, dear bespectacled Muji maestro.
Today, I have a sublime idea for..... Ah, no........... The Wicked Witch of Wherewithal has granted her connotation carnation to me.
[Hibiki's older brother Sakura Ibuki]
Ah. You've got a new program plan. Got it.
William Brown
Page 03
Camden Williams
Page 04
[Some time later]
[Sakura Hibiki]
So, like, th' bangin' show bro thought up's gon' start t'day.
I heard Chandy's directing it.
[Zina Void]
Chandy's been amazin'~ // Heck, even the infomercial he did sold like crazy,
and, the kid's muscle training broadcast show has been a smash hit.
Seems Machio playing some huge outside role is key to their success.
Brayden Richardson
Page 05
Zina, didn't you have a part on the kid's show? // How come, like, not now?
>With Ayaka, too
That? We never told you? // One of the staff members on the production team made an outlying expense account and ran off wi-
NOPE, SEEMS LIKE A BIG DEAL, NEVER MIND.
рошо?
It's starting.
Did the city just explode!?
>Heartwarming Muscle Meander
The difference between title intro and action scene is шо absurd!!
Nolan Ross
Page 06
At last, "he" appeared in town.
>Starring HARNNOLD DOGEGENCHONEGGER
NO WAY, DOGE-CHAN!?
"He" can protect the town from whatever comes.
I already feel a showdown happening.
I thought this was tour guide show.
Hudson Reyes
Page 07
A KAIJU'S COME TO PLAY!!
>Macho!
[Machio Naruzou]
>sfx = stomp stomp stomp
ШОAH!? Machio's a giant outsider again!?
But, this a no-win battle.
I have to find a way.
>sfx = stomp...
By the way, I'm here in Nishiogikubo, today. // Let's tour the town before killing the Kaiju.
NOW you start the stroll!?
Benjamin Sanders
Page 08
We'll stop by the local dango shop.
>sign = DANGO CO.
It really did turn into a travel guide show.
Sorry to intrude, shopkeep, I'm Doge-chan from Hollywood.
Ho!
This shop sells Protein Dango.
>Yobo~...
Front Lat Spread.
>shirt = DANGO CO.
>FLEXING
THIS IS COMPLETELY STAGED!! HOW IS THIS NOT COMPLETELY STAGED!?
What? You're gifting us something special?
It's something I should do on a show like this.
This is...!
Daniel Gonzalez
Page 09
This is just the NECK HARNESS I wanted! // I can beat the Kaiju with this!
>sfx = BAM!!
THIS SHШО IS A TOTAL FARCE!!
WOW!? What's that do!?
And of course you're already into it!!
This is a neck harness, a device to aid neck muscle training.
>Hah ha ha...
So, this time, let's strengthen our neck to blast the Kaiju!
>sfx = stomp
I ШО DON'T GET WHAT'S GOING ON!! AND THE KAIJU'S COOPERATING!!
Chase White
Page 10
A NECK HARNESS is a tool that helps EXERCISE THE MUSCLES OF THE NECK.
If isometric self-training isn't enough, give this a try.
Wear it on your head like so,
and attach weight.
>
Camden Allen
Page 11
Slowly lift your sight upwards.
>sfx = BANG
It's very dangerous to swing or use recoil, so don't do it.
Also, starting off using a very heavy weight is similarly dangerous.
>STRAIN...
So, as a beginner, start with LIGHTER WEIGHT.
Your neck is nearly irremedial, so be careful training it.
>SAFETY FIRST
Train with even more caution than usual.
Anthony Phillips
Page 12
Training your neck helps reduce headaches and shoulder stiffness.
Go at your own pace and be careful not to blow it!
Camden Fisher
Page 13
UOOOOo!!!
>sfx = FLEX
>sfx = FLEX
My neck muscles are getting stronger!
Now it's time for the BIG SHOW!
>sfx = POW
>BAGO-N!!
Шо, that has nothing to do with neck muscles!!?
COOL!
Real action!
Are we still watching this?
Hm? Who's number izzat?
Jayden Long
Page 14
Hasta la vista, Geisha-Girl.
DOGE-CHAN!!
How, why are you calling me, Doge-chan!?
HAHAHA Surprise!
Eh!? Are you in Japan, now!?
TOP SECRET.
Doge-chan!?
By the way, Hibiki•Sakura, is it possible to walk from the Kaminarimon Gate to Engie Hall?
So yer in Asakusa.
Robert Williams
Page 15
When I heard your brother was that show's sponsor, I took the job.
This call is a "revelation." // Actually, I've been meaning to call you for some time......
Hibiki•Sakura, would you like to become my apprentice?
EHH!!!!?
[TBC]
Kevin Rivera
Thanks as always, OP.
Hope your team releases the last three chapters soon.
James Butler
EXTRA
Go Sign
Based on boss Sakura's idea, this is what I came up with... // What are your thoughts...?
>sfx = DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM
OK
>sfx = SPROING!
Hooray!
[Like Minds]
Landon Roberts
Chapter 103 - Neck Harness
END
Happy as always. And I share your hopes and desires~
Austin Collins
Ryder Russell
Jaxson Ramirez
Mason Miller
Christian Bell
Andrew Hughes
David Lee
Liam Campbell
Juan Green
Oh man I'm really behind.
Matthew Rogers
The girls miss you.
Isaiah Cook
Christopher Reyes
Hibiki smelly and sweaty post workout feet.