This is me now

I have a PhD in Physics and I unironically work in a call centre now with a company that sells business software.

Some fun facts:
>3 weeks into the job and it’s WFH
>I’m monitored by webcam and keyloggers between 8-6 so can’t really slack off. Although I have started to figure out a way to set up a second monitor exclusively for shitposting on Zig Forums
>I need permission to go to the toilet and enter in a log how long I was away from my desk
>most of the calls I get are from tech illiterate boomers who fail to read our company FAQs
>so far had 1 grandma scream at me and complain to my manager because she couldn’t access her account. Turns out she forgot her password but didn’t occur to her to click the forgot my password button

I guess a job is a job and I should just be grateful given the current global economic depression? It is mentally tiring though and the only reason why I haven’t offed myself yet is because I look forward to Yahari and Re Zero every week

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Can't really relate. Got about 70k worth of Chainlink I acquired as a NEET. Now I'm "studying" comp sci at university (actually do not do anything, I have the right to study there for at least 2023 which is my deadline for completing studies)

Meant to say 70k Chainlink, not 70k worth (much higher)

I have 0.2 bitcoin. Maybe I retire in 2030 when it hits a million

hey man no one cares about your scam, see you in a few years jumping off a roof when that faggot walrus rips off to moscow

>I’m monitored by webcam and keyloggers between 8-6 so can’t really slack off
>I need permission to go to the toilet and enter in a log how long I was away from my desk

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
please tell me you're joking user.

> Wah wah I have a piece of paper that says I'm smart, pay me!

No one owes you a high paid job, snowflake. Your fault for picking a degree that you thought would impress people at dinner parties over one that would give you sellable skills. Unironically learn a trade. My father is a plumber and he drives a Jaguar. Sure he has to unclog shit from pipes all day, but still beats your job lol. Laterz!

Larp. Post degree

If you managed to put like 14K into link as a student you are either already rich of just a lying fag. Kys

>need permission to go to the toilet and enter in a log how long I was away
gotta log them logs user
Always Be Shittin, Quicker