how the fuck did they justify giving polnareff some manniquin legs and a wheelchair in 2001 when in NINETEEN FUCKING THIRTY EIGHT STROHEIM GOT TURNED INTO A NUGGET THEN GOT FULLY RECONSTRUCTED WITH A MACHINE GUN IN HIS STOMACH.
IT'S NOT LIKE JOSEPH WOULD HAVE FORGOT THAT SHIT. THEY JUST DID POLNAREFF DIRTY, THEY TURNED HIM INTO A FUCKING TURTLE AFTERWARDS.
IF POLNAREFF HAD A MACHINE GUN IN HIS CHEST HE'D HAVE FUCKED UP DIAVOLO IN SECONDS BUT NAH HE GETS LEGS THAT DON'T EVEN WORK PROPERLY AND A SHITTY EYEPATCH. FUCK THE SPEEDWAGON FOUNDATION AND FUCK JOSEPH JOESTAR HE'S A FUCKING SNAKE.
Polnareff might have been too proud to ask for more help, something something "muh own strength and pride".
Austin Butler
Polnareff’s first name is Jean Pierre Jean Pierre is a French name Polnareff’s namesake Michel Polnareff is a singer from France Polnareff is a French surname Therefore Polnareff is French German science is superior to all other science including French science French cannot into German science
Jackson Morales
Why didnt Jotaro ask for help from Josuke in part 6?
Austin Russell
The Nazis lost user............. that's why the world did not turn into a paradise.
Ryan Ramirez
It's probably was some sort of secret Nazi project or else everyone in Jojo would have hi-tech cyberpank-tier bodies.
Ethan Young
I think the better question is, how badly do you think Araki realized he fucked up with VA that he was forced to dig out Polnareff at the last second, cut him in half and make him a superhacker with a win-button? It is legitimately one of the most retarded moments in the series and people just let it slide.
Jason Jenkins
Explain to me how Polnareff could have contacted the SPW foundation when he was a cripple and the mafia controlled both phone lines and postal services?
Henry Ramirez
Polnareff was stranded in Italy in hiding. He didn't have access to the SPWF or its resources.
Zachary Morales
Araki is a hack and Jojo became garbage after part 3
Joshua Phillips
This is retarded like he can't contact via a code? He can't get some dude to send the message for him? Literally just give a fag a letter and send him off to Japan or literally anywhere outside of Italy. HE'S A MASTER FUCKING HACKER WITH A LAPTOP CAN HE NOT SEND AN EMAIL BUT HE CAN DIGITALLY RECREATE THE FACE OF SOMEONE HE JUST SAW SO THAT IF SOMEONE ELSE SCANS IT HE CAN SUDDENLY CONTACT THEM AND IT IS PROVEN DIAVOLO AND HIS CREW HAD NO IDEA ABOUT POLNAREFF CONTACTING BRUNO'S CREW SO WHY CAN'T HE CONTACT JOTARO. If I see this retarded shit one more time about muh phonelines I'm gonna blow my head off with a shotgun
Christopher Baker
Yes.
Anthony Thompson
How could he not? He became a literal superhacker AFTER he was proclaimed dead by the mafia. Also since when did Passione have control over the entire fucking country? They were said to be some 700ish members mostly in Naples which is a relatively pretty small group but by the end they're somehow full-on illuminati shit? And it's not like it's revealed to be some stand used specifically to monitor and control communications. By that logic they should've already been suspicious about SPW sniffing around Italy for info about Giorno (the implication that noone even for a second thought about Polnareff is hilarious).
The whole supposed information war in general doesn't make any sense because the boss's identity, which everybody made such a big deal about, turns out to be literally nothing. The daughter knows nothing about him either. At the end they are also left with nothing, there's absolutely no way Giorno can become the new boss, what's he gonna do? Where can he sign this application to be the new boss? All the relevant higher ranking capos he knew are caput. He's a literal who. Did they find Diavolo's laptop in some random hotel and hack it? How the fuck was la squadra even intending on ''taking over'' his multimillion dollar drug business by just killing him? Killing the boss magically makes you the new boss?? Everybody is a retard in this part.
Samuel Jones
Josuke is a busta
Anthony Morales
Polnareff went into hiding and never got back in contact with Jotaro or the speedwagon foundation.
He probably got what he did on the black market for cash.
Apparently the French care about some random kids overdosing in Italian shitholes? Or does this imply that every hole and crevice in TheEurope was laced with muhdrugs the second Diavolo formed his organization? God, this part was unbearably dumb.
