Monogatari

I can't believe I fell for the memes. All I heard ad nauseum was that this was the best shit ever and then I watch it and I find out it's better than that.
Bunch of liars!

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I want to facefuck crab into submission

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The truth hurts.

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Slimy snail sex

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>slimy
Care to explain, user-kun!

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does she have a dick?

do you?

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It's more likely to go the other way round, partner.

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Ougi is my wife.

isn't she a bit . . . spooky?

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>underrates Monogatari
what a liar!

>I find out it's better than that.
well yeah it's one of the two light novel series worth reading.

What is other one?

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SAO. I'm not kidding.

I guess I'll take your word for it.

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boogiepop.

I'm going to post bird so you'll believe me

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Only watched the old show and thought it was fucking awesome, might have to just take your word for it and give the LNs a read.

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Yes

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It gets very slimy after a few creampies.

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you misspelled birb

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Romantic!

might have to find a fan translation after book 6 seven seas are being lazy bastards.

for a show about cute girls, lewd situations, and monsters...it is an awfully boring show

If this show bores you than you must be gay.

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what is the origin of this image?

Yeah?

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damn.

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That's a fine line you walk user post more

Is Araragi's ahoge just a visual representation for his dick?
I never really thought abut it until now.

Why?

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Because whether your posts stay up or not depends on the jannies' mood