/smg/- stock market general

lol rofl copter edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread:

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Anyone got a link for a CNBC live stream?

stonks punp or dunp on the open? even for punp odd for dunp

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Today is bobos day, today we feast on crabs and bulls.

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the zombie is right pack it up boys

Shill Time:


SHSSSSHSHHIIILLLLL TTITITITMMEMEEE

PLNHF****

YouTube "Star" Jeremy shills it.

His followers are pumping it.

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who cares money printer go brrrrrr

first for Isreal:

WIX.COM
Checkpoint Software
ZION Bank Company
Research Frontiers

Will SLV recover tomorrow or next week?

This market can't be stopped.

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Hit me with the best day trade today.

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Dollar index is green. Stocks are fucked.

BYND before it moons.

based and originalfagpilled

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numbers never lie. Sorry bulls

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>sips coffee
>looks up from paper, checks time
hrmf... 'nother half hour...
>takes another sip, turns page, resumes reading

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Just got off the phone with my insiders. Pump everything into NTDOY and thank me next week.

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So I watched a video of a strategy of Credit put spreads, and they used SPY as an example. As long as SPY doesn't drop to X amount ~ I will receive the credit/collateral at the end of the contract.
How far OTM do you think I should play SPY today?

18th for SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

>Wake up to Tesla news
>Green dildo
I'm gonna make it.

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CNTG anyone?

what's the redpill on this ?

Even a near the money SPY will never be ITM ever again, so go for the premium.

No new games, Nintendo was good when AC came out. Now, eh.

stocks scare me but im more scared of my savings becoming worthless.

Inflation is working properly then. Hooray for economic theory!

CLSK goes up every day. Haven't seen a red day in weeks.

Corona has affected the meat market just enough for chains to start considering fake meat just enough for BYND to get into KFC, China, and some places in SolCal. If things go smoothly it might get into more. I ate a fake meat burger for dinner the past 2 days and they taste pretty good so I'm in. All it needs now is to get a lower production cost and it's golden.

Just got back from my day out with Rhonda yesterday, what the fuck did you faggots let the bulls do.

This is an abomination. Guess I have to crash this market by myself

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so are you saying i should be buying basedbean futures?

No onions. BYND uses pea protein.

Everything was going according to plan until that faggot Jerome turned the printers on from 3:55 to close and bought everything.

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Spend your money now, goyim, or else it will just become worthless
Don't bother trying to invest, it's only for highly educated professionals and you'll lose everything

How did your farts smell?

BNGO and HMHC chads where u at

IM SHORTING HMHC

>tfw only +40%
way to squander the corona opportunity. I wish I could go back in time and not put half my investment in ETF and just trust my judgement of individual stocks which all performed better than the ETF. I would be a millionaire now