Sao

should have pubes, desu

>Bercouli
>Shitty people
Fuck you
He literally sacrificed himself in the chadest way possible

did I hallucinate every single episode previous to that? it's okay to enjoy sao, but trying to argue kirito is not a bland personalityless self insert is just sad.

No. But you probably speedwatched really fucking hard by the sound of it. Cause Kirito is neither of those things lmao.

well, he is pretty bland

Imagine thinking Kirito is a self insert when Asuna exists

Not really. He's just not quirky and a more down to earth kind of character.

So how does Uragiri even work?

>watching child porn
Fucking australians.

I'm not sure this was revealed in the anime since I haven't watched it save for today's episode, but the blade itself is, if memory serves, a hand of the Underworld's System Clock, which gives it pretty bullshit time powers. It can suspend slashes in time and cut someone's past, which works as you saw in this episode.

That's pretty cool. So he can basically send a durability ignoring slash to the past?

Yes, since the sword fucks with game time in the same way you could if you had control over the global system clock, it can instagib anyone as long as you precisely hit the spot where they were 10 minutes ago (that's the extent of how much the Underworld logs every unit's movement)

I wonder why he didn't use it on Eugeo then. He would have just obliterated him

Because they didn't kill Fanatio, Bercouli says so himself.

So honour and stuff. Or is it just him being awkward and thankful they didn't kill her?

He didn't want to. For one he doesn't like the ability since it goes against everything he believes in, in regards to swordmanship. Aside from that he didn't want to kill Eugeo since the boys spared Fanatio. He straight up says so.

Neither of those reasons matter against Vector.

Chudelkin even calls him out for going easy on Eugeo and labels him a traitor for it.

who would self insert as asuna?

I would

Me you dumbfuck.

Imagine not wanting to self insert as Asuna.

> down to earth
Kirito a "down to earth" guy?
It's aokay to enjoy shitty anime, just don't pretend otherwise. The inconsistencies totally break my immersion and there is no one in SAO I care about. That's pretty rare and speaks for SAOs quality.
I like Elfen Lied, even if it's shit, and that's cool.

There are inconsistencies but I don't think you can actually name them. Kirito isn't one of them by the way.

Only volume 1 Kirito feels like those "gary stu" characters.

I don't care to think hard about them but on the top of my head I can think of Asuna using Stacias character and being able to "only use this three or four times because headaches lol"
Why would the development team not resolve this issue instantly? This seems like a trivial issue to solve If you are capable of producing bottom-up AIs.

this show sucks and you should feel bad for liking it

>"only use this three or four times because headaches lol"
Because that's using her own fluctlight to visualise what she wants to do all around the world and using her own brain to edit the world instead of relying on the main visualiser.
>Why would the development team not resolve this issue instantly? This seems like a trivial issue to solve If you are capable of producing bottom-up AIs.
Because they're literally at the sub control room instead of the main control room, please pay attention why Higa in this very episode says why he wants to go to the main control room to repair Kirito's ego.

I'm an anime only by the way and not the same user you replied. I'm sure LNfags here can actually explain things properly