How are you going to tell your boss you've made?
MADE IT
Tyler Bailey
Landon Kelly
just walk out and never come back, ghost them all
thats what I did
Josiah Martin
>Implying any of us are going to make it
Colton Scott
suck him off
Joseph Barnes
extremely based. what are you up to now user?
Connor King
>tell your shitty work colleagues that you/madeit/
>months later one of your former female colleagues #METOOs you
Jaxson Parker
I'm already unemployed collecting coronabux.
Cooper Jackson
>in meeting
>check my phone
>$1000 EOY has come
>stand up
>clear throat
>put on sunglasses
>leave directly out of the building not even stopping at my desk to get any of my shit and never come back
Matthew Foster
That might be a good wrinkle. I could sperg the absolute hell out and get fired so I could git dem gibs.
Owen Moore
>telling any single solitary soul you've made it
That's a good way to lose it.
Michael Perry
>I make it
>put in two weeks notice
>boss is happy for me
>work a week
>boss tells me I don’t have to come in the next week
>whole staff has a party for my going away
>shake hands with everyone and am still in contact with several of them to this day
Levi Ortiz
I let my money work for me and enjoy the passive gains that I keep funneling into other promising investments
Gavin Brown
imagine telling them jack shit lol just say you're going back to school or something
Xavier Perry
You don't
You just leave
If you give a fuck you give your notice
If you don't you just leave
After smearing your shit everywhere
Kevin Turner
*Ting* *Ting*
All coworkers please assemle, i have an announcement to make.
FUCK N.........
Jackson Gomez
checked and extremely based
Chase Turner
>Take a break to buy a bottle of champagne
>Tell every bangable roastie ages 18-37 I "made it" and give them my number
>Walk out shortly after, still clocked in
>Never come back
Kayden Garcia
>Make it
>Helicopter lands on the lawn outside work
>Laters guys, fly away with no explenation
Jack Brown
I’d actually like to arrive late to work in a lambo and just rev it in the office car park until the prick comes out and tries to bollock me. I then tell him to wash my car (all staff members are looking out the window and filtering to outside at this point) because guess what, I bought my way onto the board of directors and I’m now your boss u piece of shit, now go get yourself a bucket and a sponge.
Jaxson Young
kek this one is the best by far
Jace Green
Hand in a two weeks notice with no reason or explanation for it. It's my choice, not theirs and I'm sure as fuck not letting people know I've made it.
Connor Myers
Ask for my release
Get released
That's it
Brandon Torres
>opens new email
>To: Entire Company Directory
Lucas Howard
Checked and extremely based
Owen Moore
If you are a NEET you are your own boss
Michael Ross
Checked and extremely based
Eli Turner
this desu
Lucas Turner
how can I tell myself something I already know?
Ryder White
Gonna send a calendar invite to him and the management team I have a small but imporntant announcement
then stand up, clink my glass and say
>FUCK JANNIES
>FUCK NIGGERS
>FUCK THIS COMPANY
then walk out to my new lambo
Evan Wilson
>this
If you start running your mouth and flashing your cash you'll only attract leeches. All your former "friends" and distant family members will hit you up, trying to squeeze whatever they can out of you. I mentioned it in a similar thread a few weeks back, but the only time you should spend any sort of money around your friends and family post making it, is if you pick up a tab at a nice restaurant or get your family member a nice gift. Even then, you should have a hard cap of $500, so you don't raise any suspicions.
Levi Gomez
Based and checked
Oliver Lopez
So much pettiness. Give notice, be professional, try and get the digits from the broads you wanted. Go on and live well - success is the best revenge.
Luis Richardson
this. normie 26 y/o coworker whos into investing (boomer stocks only) asked me why i do crypto. I said i was trying to buy a helicopter off a 4k initial. need to make it come true to prove him wrong.