> had the first girlfriend at 23 and only lasted one week
> just turned 29, no girlfriend since
> for the past 12 months I have been working on a startup/app with no salary, about to launch beta
> net worth about 80k (but I come from a low-income country)
> 1.8m, big dick but not huge, somewhat fit, no game
How do you even recover from having no experience with women, even if you become a millionaire at 32? Real social dynamics bootcamp?
if you really desperate, be like everyone else. get one from south east asia. they're literally throwing themselves at you.
Just get tinder and start fucking some big gals, over time you'll gain more confidence and experience and move up to the houseleagues and then higher leagues
I want to nut inside of her while she rides me full POV cowgirl
imagine those curves moving upright
It's like anything else. You have to practice at it. It's not binary, where you can just be good with women. Experience will make you more comfortable around them.
On the theory side however I can tell you this:
Women want to be entertained. Above all else. You don't have to be rich. You don't have to treat them nicely. You don't have to do anything but keep them entertained. It sounds simple, but it's an art.
those tits are so fake bro
assuming you're trying to find something serious and not just trying to play the field, you sound like you're in a pretty good spot
it doesn't seem like it on the internet but there are a lot of nice girls out there looking for a relatively successful guy to start a serious relationship with
do you have any hobbies or interests besides work?
they can be a good way to meet people
>Took brothers exhookup to prom and tried to fuck her with virgin limp 3x daily fap dick at 18
> Kisses but no fucks in college until high school classmate texts out of the blue. Ugly whore tho.
> Asian GF at 20, averaging a fuck once a week for the last few years
> Plan to marry her at 30 and have 4 babies by 40
No advice I just wanted to make myself feel cool in comparison to your sad, sad story sir.
Been married twice, and haven't had sex since I was 30. Women are not worth it user. Focus your energy on your success.
but your story is way more sad
not sure I am interested in a 1.4m midget, don't find those women very attractive
Have tinder gold, no matches unless I pay for boosts...
can't afford to at this time. Need to put all my energy into the startup
uniroincally start smoking weed and find a stoner qt who you can smoke up and your in
$80k?
>Real social dynamics bootcamp?
thats all shit, you gonna learn to be a weirdo with these mongos
his nipples looks like a retard's eyes
this
same situation as OP, advice and knowledge is appreciated from experienced people with game.
There are two things necessary for getting women: bros and children that love and trust you.
If you have a cool hobby that guys are into and you're accepted into that group you will have women look at you like a man. If you are good with children and are a loved by children in a healthy way then women will look at you as a husband and father to your children. WOmen are the most delusional creatures in the world. They'll see you with a child and imagine what it would be like to have your child. They'll see you dating a girl and wonder what it would be like to be your woman, ect. Just go get a dope masculin hobby like martial arts, and also do something nurturing like look after your neices and nephews or volunteer at an orphanage.
Same
I hope she's younger than you by a decade. That's a lot of kids to pump out after 30.
I'm an entertainer and I get stuck in that mode, entertaining is not enough
Then pay for boosts dude. Take what you can get when you start. It might take 500 matches to find 1 and go from there. Easy money
Gotta burn out until you feel relaxed. Women are so relaxed because they have 1000 guys in their dm on back burner.
Also very similar situation. Help us pls
Know some people who are like 3/10.
One married for the second time, other has a longterm relationship.
Settle for less user. It's that simple.
Honesty. It sounds like a burden but will save your ass. This one is hard as you think you're shooting yourself in the foot but it gives you immense confidence and power.
Don't care. Another hard one. You can't get caught up with caring too much about any particular girl. If there's chemistry, there's chemistry. Neediness is a huge red flag to women and they are experts at sniffing it out. You can't pretend not to care, they can tell, they're that good. You have to really not care. There are a countless hoard of attractive women out there and it's a numbers game, so if you are leeching onto a woman, then they are going to see you as weak.
Be a man. Think about it from a woman's perspective. Do you want a manly woman? Of course not. They want a manly man. Of course there is a wide spectrum of what women want, and exceptions to every rule, but your best shot is being as manly as possible. What does that mean? It means taking the initiative. Women want you to choose what you're doing over the weekend. If you want to defer to them, they will have no trouble making the decisions, but it's not in their nature and it's not what they want. They want a decision maker. They are supporters and will support you with everything they have and can propel you into the stratosphere if you can harness that. This doesn't mean you have to be an asshole, you absolutely have to respect them, but you need to be the leader.
Be yourself. The paradox. By trying to be yourself you're not being yourself. A lot of youngsters get caught up in this however and pretend to be something they're not. If you're doing that, then you're insecure and need to come to terms with your own life before you bring another into it. You can't truly love someone if you don't love yourself, you can fuck, but you can't love, it's impossible
Easy ones are working out/eating right, these give you a huge leg up, are biologically proven to work.
All of these attributes feed into each other
Go to clubs talk to gals
Watch AMS or the33secrets
Never wife down any girl
Looks like my cousin in Florida who is now in jail. Was always curious was her titties looked like.. nothing more, so tyvm
Woah woah woah am I just NOW realizing that Zig Forums are a bunch of incels????
I used to crush tinder girls, a new one or two every week. Have a decent paying job in a big city, be at least 5'10" with a decent face and you will slay. It's that easy. You don't need a bootcamp.
OC related. I've since settled down. Sometimes my dick misses the dating app sloots but my heart and brain don't.
Just go out, do a hobby you like and meet people through it, be it an art course, language class, sports, the gym, cinema club, book club. Be open, be laid back, laugh a lot and stop thinking about women so much. I was a kissless virgin until 21, the moment I said, I won’t care about a GF no more, I’ll just do my shit, girls started wanting to talk to me
To be honest with you man, you kind of just end up with a girlfriend if you're not a retard.
>take care of your skin
>take care of your body
>be clean
>people enjoy having you around
>you're either employed or in college
>you're not dependent on others to fulfill your needs
If you're just looking for sex, that's an entirely different matter.
at least OP is rich. your entire tale sounds like some kind of cope.
they look like retard eyes because your brain is too slow to realize that round objects throw off perceptions.. take a leveling device throw it across your screen, them nipples are even. Your brain has the retard eyes
You'll only get downy kids having them that late
For fuck's sakes STOP posting nudity. There are someone people here who browse Zig Forums while at work. I almost got caught by my boss and was _ close in getting fire because of you motherfuckers.
What if I like to spent all my weekends shitposting on Zig Forums and playing games or watching youtube?
I have difficulty to tolerate people who are slower and with a lower IQ for a longer period of time.
I am probably not made for a relationship...
I'm so disgusted with white "women" i don't even want a gf anymore. I just travel abroad a few times per year and arrange a short term deal with a qt latina or asian.