Why is it that, despite having more passionate FOTM and lifelong waifu crushes on a seemingly random selection of girls, Zig Forums seems to consistently have a sizable population who consider tomboys the best, or one of the best kinds of girls?
Why is it that, despite having more passionate FOTM and lifelong waifu crushes on a seemingly random selection of girls...
Cameron Nelson
Brandon Allen
Satisfies the need for a girlfriend and a best bro at the same time.
Ryan Russell
because most of Zig Forums and the rest of 4chin is composed of beta cucks who can't do fuck all in their loser life so they need an alpha chick to cope with all this?
Cameron Johnson
When it's late and you're drunk, you'll easily fall for a woman's big breasts, long hair and seductive demeanor.
But when you wake up the following morning with a cooler head, you'll see the grinning face of the tomboy who wants you to join her for a run.
Then you once again remember that it's the inside that counts, and that's where the tomboy wins.
She's beautiful in her purity like no other girl can be.
Jeremiah Torres
fuck tomboy pussy
Jackson Rivera
Well find a flaw then
Levi White
>despite having more passionate FOTM and lifelong waifu crushes on a seemingly random selection of girls, Zig Forums seems to consistently have a sizable population who consider tomboys the best, or one of the best kinds of girls?
how are these two things contradictory?
Luis Richardson
Can anyone give me a source for this girl please?
Isaac Allen
This the tomboy thread?
Jayden Ortiz
/thread
I want a workout buddy who's also fuckable from time to time.
Noah Ramirez
Source is Close as Neighbors
Seems to be one of those shitty Korean lewd webcomics
Hunter Gonzalez
Feminine-looking tomboys are the best because they satisfy the manly desire for sex with a woman while allowing the man to have a best friend to hang out with doing manly activities.
Juan Murphy
She doesn't even need to be the sporty type.
>shows up at your door on a friday night with a bag full of snacks and drinks and a big toothy grin on her face
>spends the whole night with you, playing vidya and roughhousing while watching action movies
>optionally segueing into sexy time at some point
Gabriel Murphy
True, “hobby-type” tomboys are too often neglected.
Daniel Sanders
So is Yotsuba a tomboy? What are arguments for and against it?
Chase Morgan
This is the reason
Tomboys satisfy the "best friend who understands you and that you can fuck" itch very badly.
Juan Bennett
Low test males want a girl who tells them what to do, basically. They might occasionally like the idea of a cute girl, but then they start dropping their spaghetti the second they realise they'd actually have to put effort into the relationship and take the lead.
Tomboys offer the opportunity to be a beta loser, but pretend you aren't one. I have no respect for people who like tomboys.
It goes:
Cute girls > girls who are insane and want to cut your nuts off > tomboys.
I respect the dudes who want a relationship with a crazy bitch more than the dudes who want to fuck a tomboy, because at least they're honest about the fact they're beta losers.
Liam Phillips
You'll be harder pressed to argue "for". Playing sports for tomboys is like drinking beer for dudebros. Yes, they very often do it, but so do hundreds of other classifications of people. Yotsuba looks and acts very conventionally feminine, so it would be on you to provide evidence as to how she qualifies
Isaac Walker
>a girl who tells them what to do
>cute girls
>girls who are insane and want to cut your nuts off
>tomboys
None of these are inclusive or exclusive of each other.
Jaxon Harris
Of course she is. Anyone who says otherwise is a butthurt gatekeeping faggot.
Michael Kelly
>shitty
The art is incredible and most webcomics actually have a story outside the sex. The only problem is the white space.
Gavin Powell
Yes
Joseph Gutierrez
Bump
Benjamin Collins
Because all delinquents are tomboys.
Juan Harris
Good shit.
Christopher Jenkins
Assertiveness and also a perceived lower desirability by other men, sort of like crippled girls have. Attractive combination if you're a shy boy
Gavin Diaz
I want to worship those abs
William Peterson
The Korean stuff is the monkey's paw, they'll give you the story you've always searched for, but never found in manga, except it's going to be written so badly you'll regret picking it up. Every time.
Landon Jenkins
Mo-chan is cuter than her father.
Gavin Rogers
Mo and Saber are best enjoyed as a package set.
Lincoln Adams
Kayden Powell
Reminder that Tomboys are for:
>Getting in fights with her
>Playing sports with her
>Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
>Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
>Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
>Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
>Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
>Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
>Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
>Massaging their legs, shoulders, and back
>Holding them close and telling her you love her
>Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
>Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
>Patting her head
>Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
>Holding her hand in public
>Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
>Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
>Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
>Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
>Introducing her to your parents
>Marriage
>Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
>Gently laying her down on the bed
>Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
>Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
>Raising a new generation of tomboys with
>Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that tomboys are for.
Evan Richardson
More like
>not being a bitchy cunt
>not being a turboslut
Attractive combination for any sane boy
Alexander Flores
Nathan Morgan
I just like short hand and tanned/ brown skin dude. Doesn't even have to be tomboy, but it's true tomboys are godlike.
Liam Gray
Jayden Ramirez
Tomboy:
>Likes the same things you like
>Sexually attractive
>Doesn't wear makeup like a clown
>Secretly wants to find love but acts like a bro about it
As long she checks those 3 off, I'm taking her.
Adam Long
Aiden Ward
That fact that i'll never get a tomboy gf has made me consider suicide even more as of late my fellow anons.