Shingeki no Kyojin

Good evening everybody, you're watching Eldia First. My name is Floch Forster, we have a great show for you tonight, very excited to be back with you here tonight on TUESday.

We've got lots to talk about, lots to get into. Tonight, our featured story is about the heated debate going on within the walls about which one of our Leader and Emperor Eren Yeager's looks is the most kino and why the only correct answer is the pose he struck after I, his best friend, gave him his jacket following my genius overnight takeover of the entire military and government. So we'll be talking about that tonight, that'll be our main story.

We'll ALSO be talking about the fact that those two race-traitor runts from Marley that I wanted to throw out of our airship have recently escaped from jail after killing even more of our brothers in arms, once again PROVING THAT I AM LITERALLY ALWAYS RIGHT and anybody who ever disagrees with me is an absolute PINHEAD. So it'll be a great show!

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hello based department? I will purchase 5

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>SOON

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Floche was always the inheritor of Erwin's legacy. Read a great post yesterday about the parallels between Erwin seeing himself standing atop a mountain of corpses before the charge and Floche waking up after it to find himself essentially buried under one, and then taking all that weight and putting it metaphorically on his back by picking up Erwin and going all the way across the battlefield to where Eren was.

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Why do Flochfags like creating walls of text so much?

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Unlike this cucklord lmao

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Stay mad bitch, this show will continue. Eldia First is inevitable.

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Choose one.

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GRIM REMINDER:

The pregnancy and ending spoiler are red herrings to make the reader anticipate the wrong conclusions. Isayama has turned you, the reader, into the protagonist of the Mist. Like the protagonist of the Mist, he has led you to conclude a mistruth.

Reminder that Isayama wants to hurt the reader.

BANG

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STUPID FUCKING BITCH

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>ENTER GOD
>ENTER YMIRU

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Just finished chapter 90 for the first time.
I love that at the end there, Eren is posing a question rather than making a bold "REEE GAS THE MARE ELDIA WILL RISE AGAIN".
The guy has mellowed indeed.
War is coming swiftly.
But he doesn't want a genocide, he just wants freedom.
I very much appreciated that.
Tough times indeed.

Is the rune on his forehead some norse thing or is it just scribbles?

BANG BANG

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It's a shit situation

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Jean's father was a royal.
>no father reveal
>cynical personality
>made fun of Marco for being a royalist
It all makes sense now.

Why does Gabi always choke when it matters, like with Eren and Floch?

Her failures are racking up quite the body count.

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Not gonna lie, I dig radio host/show host/what ever it's called, Floch OPs.

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Sacrifices, but she will save the world

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Eren loves Historia, this much is obvious after 130

But does Historia love Eren?

I mean she did took Eren's head off, pretty good shoot. There just was nothing else she could had done there.

>Eren's bitch
yikes

No to both

Um hello, Cope Department?

It's an emergency.

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Eldia First is a nightly comedy/satire show. Join Floch Forster as he talks politics, culture, and the future of the Eldian tradition every weekday Monday - Friday at 7pm EST SHARP on PathsTube

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post Slutstoria

Sasha is dead with more of his friends to come because he didn't want to turn Historia into a Titan shifter, something she said she was totally cool with, but he wasn't. Its love my autistic young user

Based on normie youtube reactions, I can say without a doubt that Eren's actions will be supported just based on his abs and nothing else. The baby motivation won't even be necessary

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goddamn hisu is a GODDESS

Could Eren beat Darth Vader?

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Yes, you don't think Isayama has predicted this?
And you people doubt that he is going to hurt the reader.

>internet whores with daddy issues sperging out when they see a mother with a happy family on the way

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If Armin doesn't do ONE(1) interesting thing against Eren, he will be worse than Mikasa in my eyes

>Darth Vader
>a fucking slave
easily

Because Isayama wants her to do something but she can't do anything that important like killing an important character because that's for other characters

Immediately after the announcement that Isayama had handed over the chapter, mentally retarded mad twittertards rushed into the /snk/. Like poetry.

what?

That's before they know what he does. It won't be acceptable for normies to cheer on genocide. That's what Hange's genocide is wrong is for.

Do titans burp?

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cute and canon

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>he doesn't know
All it takes is a flash of Yeager 10 pack and Eren switching constantly between angered and moe with a flashback of crying Historia in the background and four fifths of the fanbase would agree with him/want to be him.

We know, rod.

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Nah, they'll still support Eren. The rest of the world outside of Marley is essentially faceless and Marley's depiction of Eldian treatment won't garner much sympathy for them I imagine

It's fucking hilarious that the EM scene in 123 turned out to be an EH scene in the end.

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Someone had one too many mindwipes

He wanted to save them all, but sadly Sasha didn't make it. I'm sure you autistic shipperfag think if it was anyone else he would have sacrificed them and support the 50 years plan

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