My friend is kicking me out of the house

im living in the reality of the "my mom is kicking me out" chainlink meme. i need to protect my links at all costs and need help on what to do. my friend said i could live at their house, no determined time or rent. they are now saying i need to go. I've done everything i could to make up for rent, like house chores, landscaping, repairing and fixing shit, driving them around for their errands, basically took care of the whole house, etc... I have no job, no savings, everything is in link and i dont want to cash any out. even if i do rent is so high the only affordable option is living in the hood plus there are is hardly anything for rent because of the this virus shit. and especially that sergey is holding a conference at the end of august, i cant imagine selling one link right now. i really need link to hit double digits the next month. how do i stay here as long as possible? do i have any protections? or if they call the cops will i be kicked out immediately? do they own the stuff i have here now? im scared link bros.

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Get camping gear and rest at regional parks, shower at a gym, and eat whole foods (raw milk, raw eggs, raw fish, etc.)

Greentext it for us

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don’t worry they won’t be able to kick you out that quickly, and don’t ever think about selling your linkies not even double digits. Just work any minimum wage job and pay your rent.

You're fucked, user. Your only hope right now is to try to become homeless.

Where do u live?

unfortunately i have been thinking about this but it does mean i would have to cash out some links to buy the gear to do it. im trying to do this as a last resort.
it would reveal who i am
i wasnt working a job because you get 0% gains tax if you have no income. if i get a job for now, work like a year and then quit, will i still get 0% gains tax?
i basically am already homeless hence staying at my friends house.

dont want to reveal that would dox me

Have you learned nothing from the pasta? Hit him over the head with a frying pan.

i wish it was that easy user

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It's only $80. What other gear do you think you would need?

you could sleep on a park bench

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and this

send me your linkies and then kys you worthless piece of shit

How big is your stack?
Depending on that, cashing some out wouldn’t be so crazy. You need to be able to survive.

that tent will break under 1mph wind and rain
my city has anti sleeping benches
in this case my friend is the piece of shit. i know it sounds like i am, but i cannot give the full story of what has happened because i dont want to get doxxed.
again not going to give out details but i was here since the beginning of link. always was a poorfaggot with no job, so that should give you a slight estimate of how much i have. just have enough that selling is a bad option.

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go on work and travel for a year or two

>get a job
>travel
user...

You’re retarded. For real. Saying approximately how many you have is not doxxing yourself and not a security risk. If you’ve been here so long then, yes, sell some you homeless retard. Sorry for trying to give you advice.

work and travel is a thing fren.
you do stuff like cleaning up horse poo or what ever for a couple of hours a week and get food and shelter. you said you did basic stuff around the house thats basically what it is.

Just get a basic job you idiot. Post office worker. Bus driver. Anything to pay rent and live.

its not a bad option if youre going to end up chris mccandless'ing it

Vanlife user. Buy a cheap $2000 van, get a portable toilet in, a matress, some cooking gear and you are set for months. Shower in a gym and also get those gains at the same time. Win-win.

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The other option is to find a job on here: coolworks.com
Some of them offer free food and lodging too

cryptofags are fucked in the head

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No faggot, no one here wants to "fuck your head"

Do you not have parents or any other relatives?

saying approximately how many links i have has absolutely no effect on the your advice. i already said, i dont have enough to feel like i could sell some and not have it bite me in the ass in a month if the conference is huge news. the whole point of this thread is how can i not sell any links and get thru this.
right i understand. what im looking for is what rights i have under this situation. like if the police come what do i say? im pretty sure i have some rights since i am technically living here.
>in b4 google it
theres many opposing answers on this
basic jobs dont pay rent, where have you been the past 10 years? did you not read i dont want to get a job cause it makes you pay 30% gains tax? if no job i get 0% capital gains tax.
yeah its not, just a last resort for now if things get that bad.
cant get gains if i have to sell links for the gear.
you are on a crypto board fren
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>raw milk
>raw fish
>raw eggs
this is jedi mind trick to kill OP with tremendous diarrhea or get raped and strangled by hobos

and back to your retarded ass, cash out initial or 2 times initial, and live your life, or if you are retarded do anything else and risk being killed by a hobo or stabbed by some lowlife scum in hood. fuckin wannabe be millionaires i swear
>t.cashed couple of K's of LINK @2.15 USD
>left with literally FREE MONEY stack bigger than cashed out
>2X initial out already, waiting patiently and laughing at dips and "pumps"
>t. 17-50 cents buyer
>t. not retarded moonboy from twitter whos being a bitch for some "friend"

maybe go suck a dick for a place to stay you fuckin retard lmao

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my bad heres the real pic related
extremely toxic parents which is part of the reason why i had to move out of there

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The absolute state of Zig Forums

That’s not true. I was trying to help you formulate an action plan based on what selling a small percentage (5-10) would allow you to accomplish.