DOWJ 12k EOY

How hard is it to put a title????

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If Zig Forums had an ETF what would be our top holdings

No title no /smg/

50% TQQQ, 50% TSM

Is banging women really that hard to do?

Before I got married all I had to do was go to a bar, club, or call a single friend over for drinks and pizza and it was a done deal.

Literally 2-3 different girls a week was easy.

I ended up marrying a girl 10 years younger than me who unironically looks like pic related.

She's super traditional, skinny and a great wife who can actually cook.

Guess the main thing is just grab your nuts and be confident. That's literally all you have to do. Women hate shy faggits.

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What the heckies Mr. Scoops! I bet that's probably actually more common than you'd think, especially among upper middle class educated zillenials. A culture where everything is permissible soon becomes one where nothing is possible :

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can you even put an ETF in an ETF?

ETFs all the way down

...maybe? It would become TQQQ with more exposure to TSM

>I bet that's probably actually more common than you'd think
I think so as well.
I've got a huge CDC dataset on this shit, but I've been too lazy to ever get around to running some numbers on it.
My point was primarily humor with the first post

Thanks to the user who recommended prologis PLD

up 1% yesterday, expecting more after the article yesterday about how covid helped their biz

ok i just found out you can put an ETF in an ETF and there are actually many

wait a sec, so youre telling me selling a naked put is just a limit buy + tip?

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Hehe as an aspiring cultural critic and Rasputin combo I just need to come up with florid takes about why neoliberal modernity is so sexless (and how I can change that). Gonna sell great to the single 35 year old ladies at the new-age bookstore once it reopens :3
Also, you're a technology guy, have you seen what's going on with GPT-3 yet? Very very spooky, kinda has me rethinking my skepticism towards AGI :O
Lol I mean kind of!

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CNNY

He knows too much
Send in the clown squads

ngmi

DOOO
TVIXF (RIP)
WKHS
TQQQ
INTC and AMD for eternal shitflining
Covered Calls on QYLD

Opinions on MRNA and INO?

Personally I think MRNA will moon to 134 after retarded robinhoodies realize the vaccine is really happening on monday, and that they understand the patent didn't mean shit to them. INO is probably going to get dragged along for the ride then moon itself when its next phase info drops.

Got my initial investment back from CLSK.
Thanks for the tip frens.
Now the remaining stocks can go up or down I don't care anymore, it's profit either way

went full retard with calls in microsoft even though this is probably a trend shift